Walker: Texas Ranger

tdoc210 · 02-02-2006, 08:19 PM

chuck norris is everyones father when the atom bomb was used it was actually his sperm and everyone got impregnated

Mascara · 02-04-2006, 07:45 AM

I don't really know if they wanted the show to be this hilarious, but it is! :P

mosesandtherubberducky · 02-04-2006, 10:54 AM

Chuck Norris once walked in to a Burgerking and ordered a Big Mac and got it.

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicals" contest...he beat him by 5

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, Chuck Norris potato sacks.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

That's all I remember.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

02-02-2006, 08:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	chuck norris is everyones father when the atom bomb was used it was actually his sperm and everyone got impregnated __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

02-04-2006, 07:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mascara Groupie Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 25	I don't really know if they wanted the show to be this hilarious, but it is! :P __________________ I've seen the angel's face, and i've heard her sing to me. From my reflection in this razor blade, i've heard 1000 dying screams.

02-04-2006, 10:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	Chuck Norris once walked in to a Burgerking and ordered a Big Mac and got it. Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicals" contest...he beat him by 5 Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, Chuck Norris potato sacks. When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. That's all I remember. www.chucknorrisfacts.com __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"