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IamAlejo 02-13-2006 04:45 PM
Superman has a bulge?
 
Quote:
"UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects"
Man, that's gotta be highlite in that guy's life having that news published around.

hookers with machineguns 02-13-2006 04:46 PM
They didnt do anything to Bowie's bulge in the Labyrinth.... and that's why it's the greatest movie ever.

sleepy jack 02-13-2006 04:49 PM
He aint superman for nothing.

adidasss 02-13-2006 04:49 PM
wow....he really IS superman......in every respect.....man he's gonna get so much pussy after that........

IamAlejo 02-13-2006 04:55 PM
They could have a whole spinoff movie just with his package.

Imonlydancing 02-13-2006 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by hookers with machineguns
They didnt do anything to Bowie's bulge in the Labyrinth.... and that's why it's the greatest movie ever.
hahaha.
I love that film !
obv, not for that reason.

ArtistInTheAmbulance 02-14-2006 02:07 AM
I told my media teacher about this. . . Who's about 80something and doesnt know whether shes coming or going half the time. She was wellscared .

LukeM_UK 02-16-2006 06:37 AM
That sounds absolutely brilliant!! - I'd love to have a cock so big that it has to be covered up by special effects!!!

:laughing:

MURDER JUNKIE 02-16-2006 07:27 AM
like a baby's arm holding an apple???

cuz that would probably show through your pants

explosions-in-my-pants 02-16-2006 08:51 AM
he can have all the bulge he wants... but can he use it is my question.. he ain't superman till he knows how to work what he's got there ;)

can't be greedy give to the needy :p:


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