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Old 02-13-2006, 04:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects"
Man, that's gotta be highlite in that guy's life having that news published around.
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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They didnt do anything to Bowie's bulge in the Labyrinth.... and that's why it's the greatest movie ever.
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He aint superman for nothing.
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wow....he really IS superman......in every respect.....man he's gonna get so much pussy after that........
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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They could have a whole spinoff movie just with his package.
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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They didnt do anything to Bowie's bulge in the Labyrinth.... and that's why it's the greatest movie ever.
hahaha.
I love that film !
obv, not for that reason.
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I told my media teacher about this. . . Who's about 80something and doesnt know whether shes coming or going half the time. She was wellscared .
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That sounds absolutely brilliant!! - I'd love to have a cock so big that it has to be covered up by special effects!!!

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Old 02-16-2006, 07:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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like a baby's arm holding an apple???

cuz that would probably show through your pants
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Old 02-16-2006, 08:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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he can have all the bulge he wants... but can he use it is my question.. he ain't superman till he knows how to work what he's got there

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