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dirt mcgirt 02-16-2006 09:26 AM

yo, what up wif suicide bombers son?
 
what up wif dat **** son?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...9/88c7f97f.jpg

[MERIT] 02-16-2006 01:25 PM

thank god for photoshop

jibber 02-17-2006 12:00 AM

So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....

Trauma 02-17-2006 12:12 AM

I heard they get Pringles and *****s.


Maybe women martyrs get the gift of not having to be stoned for doing a man's job.

[MERIT] 02-17-2006 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....

yes, they get male virgins (supposedly)

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-17-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....

It would be so funny if they got there & found out all these virgins they were promised are virgins because they look like this.......


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...decombe150.jpg

jibber 02-17-2006 08:42 PM

hahaha. although, i really don't understand the whole appeal of a virgin for these people. The way I see it, it would be more rewarding to get a bunch of women with a lot of experience, minus the STD's of course.

TrampInaTux 02-18-2006 04:31 AM

Suicide bombers are mindless zombies lead by mindless zombies who are lead by more mindless zombies. I'm sure they can find some virgins in their country the ugly cunts

Mrs Sensitive 02-18-2006 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt

Looks like someone needs more practise with Photoshop.

dirt mcgirt 02-18-2006 09:40 PM

whats a photoshop son?

Mama Booze 02-18-2006 10:18 PM

tis a program where you can digitally retouch and edit and create photo's :]


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