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Old 02-16-2006, 09:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default yo, what up wif suicide bombers son?

what up wif dat **** son?

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Old 02-16-2006, 01:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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thank god for photoshop
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....
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I heard they get Pringles and *****s.


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Old 02-17-2006, 07:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....
yes, they get male virgins (supposedly)
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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So I have a question. Suicide bombers are considered martyrs by the crazy fundamentalist whack-jobs, and thus are told that they will get 30 (is it 30? or was it 12? I don't know) virgins once they get to heaven. What about the women suicide bombers? I can't see them being all to big on lesbians. Do they get male virgins? and if so, thats not much of a prize....
It would be so funny if they got there & found out all these virgins they were promised are virgins because they look like this.......


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Old 02-17-2006, 08:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha. although, i really don't understand the whole appeal of a virgin for these people. The way I see it, it would be more rewarding to get a bunch of women with a lot of experience, minus the STD's of course.
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Old 02-18-2006, 04:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Suicide bombers are mindless zombies lead by mindless zombies who are lead by more mindless zombies. I'm sure they can find some virgins in their country the ugly cunts
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what up wif dat **** son?

Looks like someone needs more practise with Photoshop.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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