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Laces Out Dan! 02-23-2006 08:27 PM

Pencil in Penis
 
My god....what a freak...read this..its short
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5058/Pencil_In_Penis

jibber 02-23-2006 08:29 PM

hahahahaha, oh those crazy serbs.

sleepy jack 02-23-2006 08:29 PM

Oh my god, im just thinking about how that'd feel just just..ewww *shudders*

holdyoualways 02-23-2006 08:39 PM

:confused:

*is speechless*

bungalow 02-23-2006 08:41 PM

Holy ****....
How did he get the pencil in there?
Through the little whole in the front?
That is extrememly painful, I would guess...

Laces Out Dan! 02-23-2006 08:43 PM

We all know Bungalow tried it right after he read that....:)

bungalow 02-23-2006 08:45 PM

Well, curiosity got the best of me.

BlueEyedSuicide 02-23-2006 08:51 PM

That is the most disgusting thing I have heard all week.

Eww..

What kind of person would do that to themselves?
Who gets those kinds of ideas?!

mosesandtherubberducky 02-23-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_
My god....what a freak...read this..its short
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5058/Pencil_In_Penis


I read about that a couple days ago did you see it on torrentspy?

Laces Out Dan! 02-23-2006 09:01 PM

^Yes

adidasss 02-23-2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueEyedSuicide
That is the most disgusting thing I have heard all week.

Eww..

What kind of person would do that to themselves?
Who gets those kinds of ideas?!

serbs

BlueEyedSuicide 02-23-2006 09:06 PM

:laughing:

My mistake..

Laces Out Dan! 02-23-2006 09:08 PM

Haha fuc.kin Serbs haha.....i wonder what else is going through there twisted minds

bungalow 02-23-2006 09:09 PM

Assasination

Laces Out Dan! 02-23-2006 09:10 PM

And then doing to that what they've done to themselves

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 02-23-2006 10:11 PM

crazy bastard.

i mean...i feel for the guy, having erectile problems and all....but.....sticking a pencil INSIDE "serb jr"....

couldnt he have thought of something little less.........gross....and...painful.

mosesandtherubberducky 02-23-2006 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe
crazy bastard.

i mean...i feel for the guy, having erectile problems and all....but.....sticking a pencil INSIDE "serb jr"....

couldnt he have thought of something little less.........gross....and...painful.


http://www.pillclinic.com/images/viagra.jpg

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 02-23-2006 10:23 PM

no kidding...

Laces Out Dan! 02-23-2006 10:27 PM

Viagra is waaaay too weird for him haaha

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 02-23-2006 10:45 PM

im sure....

so he sticks a peice of wood and graphite in his d!ck?


ill take the viagra thanks..

ShOwTiM3 02-23-2006 10:53 PM

Is he able write with his penis now ?!?

Fuking serb!

Merkaba 02-24-2006 12:54 AM

^ It's a pencis, man, a pencis.

It's about time the serbs added something to the sex industry.

Disclaimer: I swear to god I know nothing about the serbian industries.

jibber 02-24-2006 01:25 AM

I'm surprised no one has given the guy props yet. I mean, I can only imagine how painful that would be, that guy must have been one tough motha f*cka to tough out that kind of pain long enough to get the job done....and then leave it in there....

ShOwTiM3 02-24-2006 02:31 AM

^I feel a pain just to know that a guy... a serb lol... did that. There are more crazy people that we think!

LukeM_UK 02-24-2006 07:24 AM

That's f**king horrendous!!! It makes me want to puke at the thought....
How the hell did he manage to push a pencil up his urethra??! http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...cene/eck22.gif

.angie. 02-24-2006 07:48 AM

ahahaha! Silly man. He is a stupid, stupid, stupid man. Like, OMGZZZZ! ehe

blackTshirt 02-24-2006 08:24 AM

i wonder about his "new lover", though....
*worried*

haha i bet she's the ex, now

[MERIT] 02-24-2006 09:22 AM

what if he had finished his business, the pencil could have shot out and his girlfriend could have lost an eye. sex is dangerous.

blackTshirt 02-24-2006 09:24 AM

haha yeah
don't try it, kids

*mother teresa*

[MERIT] 02-24-2006 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackTshirt
haha yeah
don't try it, kids

*mother teresa*

i wouldnt go that far, maybe just leave out the pencil part.

blackTshirt 02-24-2006 09:29 AM

better be sure ;)

[MERIT] 02-24-2006 09:31 AM

yeah, make sure to wear a pocket protector;)

blackTshirt 02-24-2006 09:33 AM

;)
gee you can't even know what your partner has in his sexual organs anymore
the world we live in..
ts ts ts

[MERIT] 02-24-2006 09:34 AM

i can tell you what my partner has in her organ........nothin but oojay:pimp:

blackTshirt 02-24-2006 09:37 AM

hahah you and your pencil

[MERIT] 02-24-2006 09:39 AM

yeah, it "writes" some crazy stories though

LukeM_UK 02-24-2006 09:40 AM

Some people have unusual sexual fantasies..... I can understand the 'pain' part of it, but not THAT much!!!! :nono:

[MERIT] 02-24-2006 09:41 AM

i like a little ear nibbling and fingernails in the back, but no pencils.

LukeM_UK 02-24-2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay
i like a little ear nibbling and fingernails in the back, but no pencils.

I like the good old coathanger wrapped round the penis, but not pencils....

blackTshirt 02-24-2006 09:42 AM

no handcuffs? no whipping? no leather jacket and boots??


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