jessica alba nude pics!! ( right-track, this one's for you )
 

:rofl: haha...:mad:

Show this the kids tomorrow bedtime. ;)

hahaha thats so fucking funny...

i'm laughin for like 10 minutes now....*wipes tears*

your an evil man...evil.

I was still on a giddy high from the boys and lesbians thread...TWAT.

*changes underwear*

I was waiting for that to happen

I think that could have also been titled "we were just about to do the dirty, when the alcohol wore off".

I was listening to "On An Island" by David Gilmour when I looked at that. Scared the **** out of me. :(

ahh...my devious ploy has been unraveled;)
jesica alba scary??....well i neva...

You're an as.shole.....*runs away and tells mother what the mean kids on MB did to him*

hehehehehheehhe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

forum bastard's the name, evilness is my game...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/te...smiley-029.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/te...smiley-029.gifhttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/te...smiley-029.gif

adidasss you have some flaming smiles. I've seen this though, but my question is: Does that guy shave his armpits?



EDIT: there is another one that I'm trying to find, but I can't. If I can I'll post it but it is fairly funny.

oh you ass! haha I was all alone and basically in the dark when I clicked that!

^Pwned?

Kinda..

Ahahaha it screwed up, it played the sound while it was still on Jessica Alba and I was like huh, turned it on mute, then the picture of a monster came up after that. Soooo scary, like as scary as my socks.

that is the single funniest thing i have heard in months.

and that picture thing is so old. ive seen those too many times. i was expecting it.

Oh, it wasn't the sound that scared me, it was the fact that Jessica Alba's nude body was interrupted by some hellish boner-ravaging monster that sent me into tears. :(

i had my wave volume on mute. hahahaha the picture made my chest hurt .

I think thats the first time i`ve ever seen that chicks face.
I`ve only ever seen her ass before on Vanilla`s old avatar.
Who the hell is she?

^!!!
Go watch Sin City.
Or Fantastic Four, but thats nowhere near as good.


But anyway. Adidasss, you're a ****ing bitch.
I had earphones in and all :(
Too loud. . .

There`s so many of those blonde hollywood chicks they all sort of merge into one after a while.

I can`t tell most of them apart.

score!! hehehehe...
are you sure you're not gay?...http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3936/randy4gm.gif

seriously though, everyone knows jessica alba, one of the most beautiful and sexy women in the world in my humble opinion....that's why i was so sure this was gonna work....;)

I`m not really into Hollywood blockbusters or American TV so most of these actresses slip past my radar.

And yes i`m not gay , I could give you a comprehensive list of all the top totty of the 60s,70s & 80s TV ;)

You're so british.

The irony being i`m not ;)

just curious, still geting the horn is kinda wierd right?

. . .o.O

I forget that. All the time. Seriously though, you are incredibly british.

might be because he's only a hop skip and a jump away from being british... haha

Urbans French isn't he:shycouch:

A hop skip & a jump that costs over £120

Bloody Flybe :mad:

I`d slap you for that if you wern`t halfway across the world sunshine

Thats nothing , i`m 2 meters around

You could catch the ever-lovely Condor. That doesn't cost 120 does it? Free seasickness included with every trip!

And shame on you for not knowing of Jessica Alba. She's so good they named a budget electronics brand after her.

Nothing a good kick in the bollocks wouldn't cure.

Yeah but then that takes about 4 hours to get to Weymouth , then you have about another 3 hours on the train.

And it probably costs that much with those 2 anyway.

If I have to travel somewhere for 4 hours I want to arrive somewhere a bit more glamerous than Weymouth

I knew that would go down a treat:D

yes, but he's so big, you would have the time to call "tiimmmbeeeeeerrrr" .....and you'd be dead.....when he falls on you.....em....yes....

gay guys saying this always makes me chuckle