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Urban Hat€monger ? 03-18-2006 12:26 AM

Great Inventions That Enhance Your Life
 
I`d like to nominate Sky TV`s live pause option.

At last i`m free to go for a piss/cigarette/sandwich without having to wait for a commercial break.Or miss any football.

Well done Sky.

TheBig3 03-18-2006 12:29 AM

Who ever invented the bicycle is a ****ing genius.

Cheese 03-18-2006 12:46 AM

I know you've probably seen this one coming, But the creator of the first motor car gets my two thumbs up.

Marconi for the idiot box,Logie baird(sp) for the radio.

rudgrljungalist 03-18-2006 12:53 AM

Alot of people tend to answer "birth control"

MURDER JUNKIE 03-18-2006 12:56 AM

Masterbating is a pretty good one but I suppose it is not an invention

So the obvious answer is BEER

right-track 03-18-2006 01:08 AM

Someone once suggested porn...can't argue with that and beer Murder Junkie...can't argue with that either.
If I was a woman I'd say the washing machine.
Being a lad, it's got to be Football/beer/sex...the holy trinity.
All invented by the British. :thumb: Rule Brittania.

right-track 03-18-2006 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Who ever invented the bicycle is a ****ing genius.

I have a mountain bike and ride through the countryside with the stealth and grace of a panther. Great invention...British of course.

Merkaba 03-18-2006 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
By Football I mean Rugby, a real mans sport.

Oh I'm glad you cleared that up, I was beginning to think you had a mild case of concussion;)

jibber 03-18-2006 01:28 AM

do I really need to answer this question?

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-18-2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
Oh I'm glad you cleared that up, I was beginning to think you had a mild case of concussion;)

As long as you mean league & not union

MURDER JUNKIE 03-18-2006 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
do I really need to answer this question?


you think it's beer too?? :thumb:

right-track 03-18-2006 01:54 AM

She means the washing machine. ;)

jibber 03-18-2006 02:00 AM

haha, beer is good, washing machines good too, so are dishwashers. and you're all a**holes. ;)

dog 03-18-2006 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track
Being a lad, it's got to be Football/beer/sex...the holy trinity.All invented by the British. :thumb: Rule Brittania.

thats right folks. sex was invented by the british. :clap:

right-track 03-18-2006 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz
thats right folks. sex was invented by the british. :clap:

Just a light hearted remark mate don't go getting giddy.

Vismund Cygnus 03-18-2006 08:29 AM

I would have to say that I can't live without my MP3 player.

Stone Magnet 03-18-2006 10:26 AM

...Computers.

IamAlejo 03-18-2006 10:35 AM

Condoms and saltine crackers.

Spike*Spiegel 03-18-2006 12:21 PM

tampons and heated seats

Rabid Sea Turtles 03-18-2006 12:28 PM

Food

EDIT: and the microwave.

Laces Out Dan! 03-18-2006 01:14 PM

Penut Butter

Merkaba 03-18-2006 01:54 PM

Mini Skirts.
:shycouch:
Not for me obviously...

sleepy jack 03-18-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba
Mini Skirts.
:shycouch:
for me obviously...

I fixed your post so its right.

bungalow 03-18-2006 01:56 PM

Ok....Slightly funny the 1st time.
Now, completely not funny.

Mama Booze 03-18-2006 02:50 PM

The post edit button.

EDIT: And music. I can't believe no one's said that yet lol.

dojo 03-18-2006 03:10 PM

The computer. The best thing in my life :D

right-track 03-18-2006 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dojo
The computer. The best thing in my life :D

When I bought his computer about a year ago I thought wow, the internet, the world at my fingertips, how this will infinitely broaden my horizons...how wrong I was.

Strange how I have the world at my fingertips and the opportunity to broaden my horizons, yet I'm stuck in this tiny community known as MusicBanter...my world has never been smaller.

Ma Cherie 03-18-2006 06:22 PM

scanner/printer combo
the bed
PS2
DVD
VCR
Sushi
Ipod
Cd player in a car

EDIT: coffee maker, and coffee

tdoc210 03-18-2006 07:33 PM

toilets!!!!!

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-18-2006 07:34 PM

The internet

For stuff like this ...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPBRvahW7J0

Soundgardener 03-18-2006 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dojo
The computer. The best thing in my life :D

That's quite sad.

bungalow 03-18-2006 08:37 PM

Why's that?
With the internet at my disposal, I have been able to find some of the greatest music I have ever heard.

Soundgardener 03-18-2006 08:41 PM

If the computer was the best thing in my life I would probably be a sad or bored, or both.

Ma Cherie 03-18-2006 08:50 PM

dryer and refrigerator
OH! OH! heater, can't live with out my heat during the winter!

TheBig3 03-18-2006 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soundgardener
If the computer was the best thing in my life I would probably be a sad or bored, or both.

That could be said for everything mentioned. Don't impose a lifestyle on someone who thought the greatest invention was somethign you didn't like. Im sure you decided that its the greatest invention to someone because its there only form of communication.

Computers have actually allowed us to map the human genome project, get results for high end math equations in seconds and break down scientific barriers we couldn't before.

Its not a bad guess, i'd say.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-18-2006 09:12 PM

Anyway this thread said GREAT inventions not GREATEST inventions

Ma Cherie 03-18-2006 09:23 PM

baththerapy pain killers, you bathe in them and it soaks thru your skin to ease ache and pains, works absolute wonders for me and my mom who has fibro. it really work and recommend it to anyone

dojo 03-19-2006 09:50 AM

Well, for those who are scared I have no life :D

I mentioned computers to be the best thing in my life and technology is related. I do have a man I totally love so he's the best for me overall :D

under 03-19-2006 06:00 PM

Well on a count of that i am a rocker i would have to say the best invention that influences my life is a stereo or cd player because when would i be able to listen to music if i didn't have those two things

Reznorlsave 03-19-2006 06:12 PM

I would agree with computers but specifically the internet and satellite radio!!!!!!!!!!


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