Embarrassing Things That You Do (albums, quote, Hang)

Merkaba · 04-03-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Stone Magnet

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What is wrong with you?

I think he's on something

explosions-in-my-pants · 04-03-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

2) I am very jumpy, sudden movements or sounds will send me to near hysterics. I blame it on my marijuana smoking in my teens

4) I watch the O.C. religiously!! I have never missed an episode

I also am very very jumpy
and One Tree Hill is better then the O.C haha

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Originally Posted by adidasss

i second 1. and 3. ( north americans have a tendancy to stand too close when they talk to you ).

cause we're so damn friendly

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3.i have a tendancy to include people from the internet in my dreams

maybe you need to meet people in the real world might mix things up a bit.

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4. i'm a creature of habit, if i can't get on line, i get seriously annoyed/nervous

i am also the same

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5.i watch brasilian soap operas ( because they're damn good ), and spanish soap operas ( for the language mind you )

not surprising.

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6. i watch gardening programs and have a slight fetish to back gardens.

also not surprising

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7. i flirt with women

its a natural thing, i think!

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8. nine times out of ten ,i piss sitting down ( a) i'm a lazy bugger and it's just easier to sit down, especially in the morning, b) it's too messy when you do it standing up, i'm a terrible marksman )

i personally don't understand why all men don't piss sitting down.

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Originally Posted by adidasss

oh, also, this is not very embaressing, but i don't like shaving my beard much, so i only do it when it starts to get irritating, every 10 days or so....so most of the time, i look like a hobo...which is fine by me...

and i also hate cleaning up, and since i live alone, days and weeks go by before i clean my flat or wash the dishes...i usually wait untill i run out of clean dishes so i'm forced to wash it....( you've seen the state of my computer desk )

umm i would say you'll never get a women like that.. but well your not interested... but aren't most men like the way you are? most men i know are like that.. in those two ways.

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oh , i get easily embaressed , tend to sweat when talking to new people, and i dread uncomfortable silences, hence why i never approach people or start a conversation ( result = me not having friends and being a loser )

i get nervous like that too.. i get shy and wonder what to say if i've said something wrong if there is a weird silence and even if the silence isn't weird i think they think it is and over think every little thing to the point where i come of as really strange and then freak them out.. or at least i think that.

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

4. I enjoy dipping my Pringles in chocolate Pudding

5. I can probably tell you why your computer is acting stupid.

i put chocolate pudding in my vanilla ice cream... and or chocolate milk powder.

and i know and used to know a lot of stuff about computers and could fix one very easy... and now i've gone stupid. i used to be a cool nerd.. now i'm just so yesterday.

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Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze\

When someone catches me off guard and asks me a question I tend to jumble my words at not make sense whatsoever...like in math class. Tut.
Making a fool of myself on a music forum

in school i was the class clown and yet when i was told to get up and read or something i turn stupid or soemthing.. i would miss words.. not say them right.. studder to the point where i looked like a ass... and would sweat and almost go to tears.

and i make a fool of myself here all of the time.. i wouldn't be me if i didn't

1. i am a clean freak i don't care whos house i'm at if i think it should be cleaned i'll say something or start cleaning it..

2. i'm a very picky eater and in resterants i look like a noob like in 'when harry met sally' the way sally orders.. well thats like me..

3. when i'm really happy my voice turns all high and strange to the point where only dogs can hear me.

4. i love bonjovi and always have.. and always will.. and listen to them still

5. i not only own the movie ' Grease' i have the soundtrack.. and will watch it soon.

6. I love John Hughes movies and plan to someday own all of those movies... so far i have Pretty In Pink, and Breakfast Club.

7. I also watched 90210 all of the time.. and Saved by the Bell, and Saved by the Bell College years..

8. I have and try to find old 60's and 70's clothing and ware it.

9. I laugh all of the time.. even at the saddest things like a death which isn't good.. but i get nervous and laughter happens.

adidasss · 04-03-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

maybe you need to meet people in the real world might mix things up a bit.

if only i had the block option in real life...

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

not surprising.

chinga te puto! no sabes nada...

explosions-in-my-pants · 04-03-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

if only i had the block option in real life...

chinga te puto! no sabes nada...

hmm...

sleepy jack · 04-03-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

chinga te puto! no sabes nada...

I demand we ban this unruly heathen for violation of rule number 6.

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Originally Posted by FORUM RULES

6. Posting in any language but English.

tdoc210 · 04-03-2006, 06:59 PM

hahaha

Ytse Jam · 04-03-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

8. nine times out of ten ,i piss sitting down ( a) i'm a lazy bugger and it's just easier to sit down, especially in the morning, b) it's too messy when you do it standing up, i'm a terrible marksman )

wtf, pissing while standing is arguably the best part of being a man

tdoc210 · 04-03-2006, 08:39 PM

well yah cause when i piss sittin down it goes on my nuts and it pisse me off and why are nuts hairy ok they itch and its not cool

~~bungalow~~ · 04-03-2006, 08:45 PM

I hate to get this technical but;

If when you piss sitting down, the piss gets on your balls, it only stands to reason that your penis doesn't hang below your balls, since piss usually flows out of the penis in a southward direction. So, if when the urine leaves the urethra, and makes its way down to your balls, one can only conclude that you have a ridiculously small penis.

Ytse Jam · 04-03-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

I hate to get this technical but;

If when you piss sitting down, the piss gets on your balls, it only stands to reason that your penis doesn't hang below your balls, since piss usually flows out of the penis in a southward direction. So, if when the urine leaves the urethra, and makes its way down to your balls, one can only conclude that you have a ridiculously small penis.

04-03-2006, 06:59 PM	#36 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	hahaha __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

04-03-2006, 08:39 PM	#38 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	well yah cause when i piss sittin down it goes on my nuts and it pisse me off and why are nuts hairy ok they itch and its not cool __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

04-03-2006, 08:45 PM	#39 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	I hate to get this technical but; If when you piss sitting down, the piss gets on your balls, it only stands to reason that your penis doesn't hang below your balls, since piss usually flows out of the penis in a southward direction. So, if when the urine leaves the urethra, and makes its way down to your balls, one can only conclude that you have a ridiculously small penis.