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04-08-2006 09:45 PM |
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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
I also failed to mention that I have the smallest bladder in the entire world, I quite literally take a piss every half hour. If I am at a bar drinking beer none of my friends will sit beside me because I have to get up to piss so often.
When I drink Whiskey I have a tendancy to piss everywhere but the bathroom, one time my wife caught me holding my hand in the shape of a circle and when she asked what I was doing I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I'm pissing into a cup " http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif
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haha.. i've never done that before... but when i read this i couldn't help but laugh.. haha now i'm wide awake again.. :)
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Originally Posted by rudgrljungalist
I'd say the worst for me is I laugh at the wrong things. My sense of humour is pretty twisted. For example, I was at a friends' and she was changing the water in her fish tank. When she went to transfer the fish to the clean tank, it flipped out, landing on the floor. Before she could see it to pick it up, she stepped on it, squashing it DEAD. I had to cover my mouth and leave the room, because I couldn't help bursting into laughter. Ironically, her son and I bought it as a gift for her about 2 weeks b4 it happened. Oh, and continuing with the theme, I thoroughly enjoy disturbing scenes in movies. (ex: The Cell -intestine scene; American Psycho -sex w coathanger scene) Anyone share my neuroses???? (lol)
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I'm like that.. the sad thing is when friends need me like after they've lost someone.. if they cry infront of me i get nervous and want to joke around.. and i know its not right so they i need to laugh and still its wrong.. but i can't help it... i'm not sure if i'm evil or just really nervous.
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Originally Posted by Vanilla
I make lame jokes and laugh way too hard at them!
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I also do this.. when i make a joke and i laugh depending on how funny i thought i was i don't notice till afterwords if anyone else is laughing or not.
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Originally Posted by jibber
random obsessive compulsive things, if i'm sitting at a restaurant with friends, i'll spin my coffee cup incessantly until i get it refilled, or i'll rip up my napkin into tiny little bits. also, if it's been a while since i've been skiing, when im walking around i'll randomly jump up and rebound off of walls, rails, anything solid and vertical really, apparently it's wierd to do that....
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non of them seem obsessive compulsive disorder type things..
after getting on the computer i'll open up msn then close it to the bottem of the page.. as people do.. but then five minutes later i'll do this again.. and i'll do this at least 5 times.. and take maybe a one hour break from doing it.
when i'm in a bath room.. before i go to pee i'll look in the shower to see if theres anything/anyone there.. i think maybe some tried scaring me like that as child.. now i have a fear in the back of my mind.
I can't pee in Hospitals when i need to for like test's and whatever..
I can't pee in any pubic places... it might happen every blue moon, but there's more of a chance i'll pee in the woods before a dirty public bathroom.
when i go to sleep at night the first 3 times my screen saver comes on i'll hit the mouse so it goes off.. the dark creeps me out so i do this till i know i'll fall to sleep as soon as i do it the last time. |
