The "severe pwnage" thread (dance, title, tracks, quote)

[adidasss]

Originally Posted by muppet

people who use the word awesomeness are geeks

Originally Posted by Merkaba

I think you just said it yourself mate

point to merkaba....

[PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe]

^are you keeping tabs on all these points somewhere, or are you just handing them out and planning on counting all the posts later?

[bungalow]

Look at the first post.

[mosesandtherubberducky]

^hoe bag check your PM's

[adidasss]

Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe

^are you keeping tabs on all these points somewhere, or are you just handing them out and planning on counting all the posts later?

yeah, like billy said, i said in the first post i would keep an account there. and also, later on i said that mods can also edit that post and add points when i'm not arround or summat.

[PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe]

^i see. we've got quite a tie there.

[Merkaba]

Yes, someone needs to break the deadlock, I needa find another two points.

[adidasss]

Originally Posted by adidasss

have you possibly considered the fact that his talent lies in drug abuse? i guarantee you that if he wasn't on drugs, his music would have been even more crappy than it already is.

Originally Posted by right-track

Nah...your a stoner and look at the state of your posts.

even i could not escape the poisonous arrows of this evil man....

[PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe]

Originally Posted by right-track

Oh my God, there are real people on here after all.
Fenix, Jr. Me and you...who else here has kids?

EDIT: I have 3. Luke age 5, Hannah age 3 and Bungalowbill age unknown...he's retarded.

ermm.....points to right-track?

[right-track]

Levithian deserves one for this superb effort also...

Originally Posted by Levithian

Three midgets walk into a bar. They all take a seat at the bar and order drinks. After a few more beers the first midget looks at his hands and says:
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest hands"
Intregued by this statement the barman looks over:
"I reckon your right there mate" He says "Why dont you go check it out with the Guiness book of records"
To which the midget replies
"Y'know what Ill do that" and leaves
Then the second midget jumps of his chair and says
"I bet ive got the worlds smallest feet"
The barman again replies with
"I reckon you have mate, go get it checked out"
The second midget finishes his drink and runs after the first midget
After a few more beers, the third midget goes
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest penis"
The barman looks over and goes
"Woah, thats pretty small mate, why dont you go get it checked out"

The next day, the first midget walks in and says
"Offical, Worlds smallest hands!"
The barman offers him a free drink, when suddenly the second midget walks in and goes
"Its offical, Worlds smallest feet"
The barman and the other midget congratulate him and the drink flows. When suddenly the third midget bursts through the door in flood's of tears. The barman, worried about his friend, asks:
"It didn't go so well then?"
To which the midget replies
"No it didn't. Who the fuck is this Right-Track?"

Sorry mate...Had to get you back for the brummie jokes you made