see kinky sex pirates what could be better wait i no if they were dressed in glam it would be:love:

At which point I would wait a little while until they were satisfied that I had died, then use my ninja skills to run up the side of the ship and somersault onto the deck, where I would begin a massive @ss whupping assault on every pirate (or the one's that weren't scared away by my aerial skills, at least) using only my index and middle fingers on my right hand.

B!tch.

indeed....

but might i ask.....
when did this obsession of glam come over you??

^when he realised that he was e-pussy whipped.


Oh and pirates own the porn industry. Ninjas get nail salons





















Yes I know that is heavily sterotyped but it must be done to prove that pirates own.

i dunno cause its sexy:love: besides i love bowie and iggy and lou..and of coourse marc

Ahem by who may i ask?

dare to be kinky? i'll whip you anytime you like haha ;)

^ okay

The only g@y pirate movie in America...Brokeback Island...coming to theaters this summer...

^stfu n00b jk i liked brokeback mountain though....