Ninjas or Pirates?
 

Who would win in an all out war, ninjas or pirates?
http://www.neobahumut.com/albums/alb..._VS_Pirate.jpg

pfft pirates.

Ninjas would dominate.

Ninjas!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2.../686166522.jpg

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2...pirates0cu.jpg
...who said anything about me having too much free time :rolleyes:

pirates for sure. they have boats, they steal gold and people talk about them long after they've been lost at sea.

pirates
my sister got me into them

they have cooler outfits and the funny vocabulary

ninjas are lame, their outfits are g A y and they don't talk. laaaaame

Pirates.
Totally.
Because they're better.
I agree with black-t.
They're more fun.
mmhm.

I agree with Pirates because they have boats to move around with and attack with, swords, cannons, their own hooks and also their drinkin' buds to help fight until the ninjas are dead!!!They also have their parrot with them to help guide them through the war...lol.All they need to do is throw the ninjas from the plank and crush them with their boat at sea.If the ninjas still aren't dead, then they get a cannon right through their skull!!!On top of that, Pirates look more cool, while the ninjas just look like average joes with good training in the martial arts...that ain't good enough for a full on massacre, so the Pirates clearly win!!!

Oh yeah...don't forget about the Pirates Wench, guys:

http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/pirate.wench.jpg

http://stp.ling.uu.se/~klasp/pirate.jpg

http://unitedmaskandparty.com/Theme_...bikini_set.JPG:beer:

Pirates, cause they get the booty

Pirates! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

pirates!

argh!!! Matey's Pirates!!!

They made peglegs and parrots cool, who else could pull that off??

Ninja's cause they hail from Opium Dens.

yes but who believes that? ninjas are too sneaky and hide it... with pirates you know there like that and they're funny doing so.

Ninjas, without a doubt. They have the power of stealth; you know when a pirate is going to attack you because he's probably riding in a big ship and, if he isn't, he's got too much jewelry and other equally feminine accessories on to be silent.

Tell me about one famous ninja. Yea, where's the glory in that.

Pirates, easily. Why?

http://movies.israel.net/pirates/01.jpg

It's not about the glory - it's about the art of silent killing.

What is the point of doing something without being noticed?

^^ It's really about the Opium Dens, but thats not bad eather:)

And Crowquill, you totally know Jack wants to be a Ninja, that black eyeliner screams stealth.

Not getting caught :usehead: .

You dont have any downtime as Ninja, and you can't talk to your friends because that thing covers your mouth. ...so, pirates own.

and as I have said Pirates get booty. What do Ninjas get? That's right they don't get laid

You couldn't have friends as a pirate because everyone's a swashbuckling thief and wants your booty. Ninjas don't steal gold - they steal lives.

Yes they do, it's the thanks they get for saving damsels in distress.

And pirates encounter variations of prison sex. You think about how many months they sail for, no women, lots of whiskey, bad combination if you ask me. It isn't long before 1st mate becomes 1st raped.

They also get to sack and pillage the town and you know what that means? Everything is for the taking and so what if 1st mate likes that he can get some.

Haha, you fully missed my point *can't actually remember making a point*

I'm going to play the trump card

Ninja's are better at dodgeball.

Pirates can drink more and still function

Pirates don't have a function.

Neither do ninjas and pirates have more money

Okay okay, lets just be a little mature about this and say I win:D

Isn't there a new Pirates of the Carribean on it's way out soon?

Yeah and that is why Pirates win loser

Yes number two, and there is going to be a number three. Now, do you see a Ninjas Of The Carribean? Nope, pirates>>>ninjas.

Only in Hollywood does this happen.

I voted Ninjas just because in all actuallity...a Ninja would kick as.s.......but i definetly like Pirates more..

Yeah but have you seen a pirate fight? Exactly they don't need to fight because they own that much people just die from seeing them.

Id like to at least hope so

Haha I bet they died laughing.

Because they saw the pile of dead ninjas.