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mosesandtherubberducky 04-25-2006 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks
if you voted Pirate, you're either

A) a woman, in which case it's acceptable

or

B) a coward, in which case, my ninja clan will be visiting you shortly. but not before the kill all of your friends and family.


And with that comment...NO SUNN O))) FOR YOU!

bungalow 04-25-2006 07:19 PM

Ninjas are creeping back up.....its cause they PWN bitchez!

Laces Out Dan! 04-25-2006 07:21 PM

Pirates get way more pus.sy....and as we all know..Ninja's cant satisfy a woman..asians are known as having the least where it counts

swim 04-25-2006 07:37 PM

Pirates are a more diverse group of people. Ninjas seem to be exclusive with their membership. So, pirates win.

mosesandtherubberducky 04-25-2006 07:44 PM

And pirates have theme songs. What do ninjas have? thats right silence

TheBig3 04-25-2006 07:58 PM

Pirates have flair, they can do the same things with a little more theatrics. Plus they say "yar".

Ninjas are just trying too hard to be cool. Lame "zen philosophy" lines, no parrots, they use both their eyes....pirates kill with just one, and sometimes only one leg. Solidly pirates.

explosions-in-my-pants 04-25-2006 08:03 PM

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ahhh yes..

Merkaba 04-25-2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Pirates have flair, they can do the same things with a little more theatrics. Plus they say "yar".

Ninjas are just trying too hard to be cool. Lame "zen philosophy" lines, no parrots, they use both their eyes....pirates kill with just one, and sometimes only one leg. Solidly pirates.

:eek:

Never in all my life...such...blasphemy.

I'd like to see you fight when a Ninja slices your stump off.

I'd like to see your pirate down a pint while pulling off a tripple somersault jump-kick. Now thats THEATRICS!

Raphael Turtle would kick Long John's arse. And the parrot too.

TheBig3 04-25-2006 08:13 PM

Go back to tetris arcade boy, the affairs of pirates are not to be trifeled in. Pirates survive the sea..I bet ninjas can't even swim.

Summersault? Yeah I saw my neice do one of those in gymnastics class last week...it was cute.

Look Pirates have decended into the rolling stones and Ac/Dc, where as ninjas devolved in jet li. Thats but no thanks bad films, Im going with badass rock

swim 04-25-2006 08:13 PM

But pirates get candy just ask the kids next door.


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