most likely not. It worked for the creepy dude who stalks me, though.

He actually stalks me, too. He's following me everywhere I go. Thank god he transferred.
He also has a perfectly square head. First grade teachers could use his head to teach children all of the different shapes, for real.

David Coulthard?

http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cac...Coulthard2.jpg

even squarer than that.

getting drunk and ****ting myself....more than once. I slowed down the drinking,and i got darker pants.

That's a pretty massive fail ;D.

poopy butt
 

My most embarrasing moment happened when i was at a party with some of my friends. I was dancing with my boy friend, but my stomach started bothering me. And than half way through my dance I realized that I had to number two really bad. I finished the dance and than I darted to the bathroom. But when I got there it was locked. The urge to poo was so bad that I had to cross my legs really tight. Than one of my friends noticed my and laughed and said do you have to go really bad. I could feel my face turning red. And than my boy friend came and said what's going on. I couldn't even talk. I just stood there with my legs crossed. My boy friend knocked on the bathroom door and told the person in he bathroom to hurry up. But it was too late. To my disbelief the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone happened to me. I started pooping my pants in front of my friends. And did I ever poop. I could feel my pants fill up with poop. Some people laughed, but most were pretty good about it. They told me not to worry about it. When the bathroom door opened I went in and emptied my pants. I was wearing thong underware so my jeans were a mess. It was no use. I came back out and told my boy friend to get my poopy butt home. I was humiliated.

omg

Haha, oh my god Valerie that's awful.
Good thing though you were among friends ;).

Is this your first posting by the way? Haha, respect :D

don't feel bad
 

i just wanted to tell valerie don't feel bad about what happened at that party. those things happen. life go's on. something similar happened to me on my first day to a new high school. i was nervous and my stomach was bothering me. i didn't know any of the other kids in the school and i was shy. half way through my second class i had to go number two really bad. i asked the teacher if i could go and she excussed me. when i was walking down the hall way i had to stop and cross my legs so i know how you felt. but the urge was so bad that i too started pooping my pants right there on the spot. i completely filled my pants. i ran out of the school and all the way home. as it ran home if could feel poop going down the legs of my jeans. when i got home and my mom realized what happened she laughed. i was embarrased.

Wow, same writing style, both 0 postings. Awkward ;D