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Old 06-05-2010, 10:48 AM   #41 (permalink)
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E-creepy? Hm. I like it

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Old 06-05-2010, 08:52 PM   #42 (permalink)
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haha wow

to quote rezz: "e-creepy"
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 06-05-2010, 09:26 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I was exaggerating.

And, you look at 14-year-olds' pubes regularly?
Yeah, I like 'em young.
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Old 06-06-2010, 03:57 AM   #44 (permalink)
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either:

a) a video of me at the campsite at Leeds festival last year absolutely twatted out of my mind, screaming and shouting, falling over, saying loads of really cringeworthy things
b) when i was at a house party and needed the toilet, i had consumed about the equivalent of my body weight in cider and really didn't want to challenge the stairs so i went on to piss myself.. slightly
or c) when i was 15, i was at a friends house and he'd used his fake id to get me some vodka but we had no mixer and i'd used all the money i had on busfares/the alcohol. he only had milk or pineapple juice, and pineapple juice makes me want to blow chunks, so i had vodka and milk anyhow. as soon as it touched the back of my throat i vomitted it right back up into my hands and proceeded to throw it up into the air, covering my friends ceiling.
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Old 06-06-2010, 10:51 AM   #45 (permalink)
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or c) when i was 15, i was at a friends house and he'd used his fake id to get me some vodka but we had no mixer and i'd used all the money i had on busfares/the alcohol. he only had milk or pineapple juice, and pineapple juice makes me want to blow chunks, so i had vodka and milk anyhow. as soon as it touched the back of my throat i vomitted it right back up into my hands and proceeded to throw it up into the air, covering my friends ceiling.
That's amazing

My most humiliating experience.....once at a party I had a really awkward hook up with a guy and for some reason it really upset me, so I tried to run out into traffic, I was eventually caught...then proceeded to bawl my eyes out...

if anyone remembers my first picture in the Member Bad Picture Gallery...that picture was right before I ran out the door and tried to run into traffic
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Old 06-06-2010, 11:19 AM   #46 (permalink)
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lol my hero.
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Old 06-09-2010, 12:26 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Got to work one day and my coworker asked "Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?" "No...." I said "Why?" He pointed down at my feet. I was wearing one brown tassled shoe and one black shoe with no tassle. Oops. Had a date that night and would have to buy a new pair of shoes. Date called up and said "I'm not feeling great can we have dinner tomorrow?" (Thank You God I thought to myself) "No Sweetie, feel better."

So I stayed at my desk the rest of the day and stood like a stork on the subway ride home hoping noone would notice my lovely pair of shoes.
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Old 06-09-2010, 01:08 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I got really drunk at a party and ran around reciting verses from the bible because I claimed I was the second coming of Christ. I even lectured my friend WHILE she was having sex, telling her that she was living in sin and that if she stopped I would save her. Even called some friends at 2am-ish to tell them that I would take them to heaven with me.

As the night progressed, my friends played a game with me that involved threatening to burn my eyes out, and slapping my ass. And I tried to spear someone with a tiki torch because they stole my shoe and it was a crime against God himself.

The night ended with me getting wrapped up in a dog chain and I thought the dog was trying to kill me via strangulation with the chain.

This is what happens when you're the only person drinking at a party. And my friends tell the story to absolutely everyone.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:18 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I got really drunk at a party and ran around reciting verses from the bible because I claimed I was the second coming of Christ. I even lectured my friend WHILE she was having sex, telling her that she was living in sin and that if she stopped I would save her. Even called some friends at 2am-ish to tell them that I would take them to heaven with me.

As the night progressed, my friends played a game with me that involved threatening to burn my eyes out, and slapping my ass. And I tried to spear someone with a tiki torch because they stole my shoe and it was a crime against God himself.

The night ended with me getting wrapped up in a dog chain and I thought the dog was trying to kill me via strangulation with the chain.

This is what happens when you're the only person drinking at a party. And my friends tell the story to absolutely everyone.
I can see why they would. Bloody hell.
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Old 06-09-2010, 10:00 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Getting toasted one night at a party then getting hit by a car while directing traffic at a busy intersection.

Or...........spying a girl a had a thing for, getting out the car and not realising the safety belt was looped around my leg as i shut the door. Big face plant into the asphalt
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