downwardspiral

either:

a) a video of me at the campsite at Leeds festival last year absolutely twatted out of my mind, screaming and shouting, falling over, saying loads of really cringeworthy things
b) when i was at a house party and needed the toilet, i had consumed about the equivalent of my body weight in cider and really didn't want to challenge the stairs so i went on to piss myself.. slightly
or c) when i was 15, i was at a friends house and he'd used his fake id to get me some vodka but we had no mixer and i'd used all the money i had on busfares/the alcohol. he only had milk or pineapple juice, and pineapple juice makes me want to blow chunks, so i had vodka and milk anyhow. as soon as it touched the back of my throat i vomitted it right back up into my hands and proceeded to throw it up into the air, covering my friends ceiling.

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