Your Last Meal
 

So, say you did something horrible and you got put on death row... what would your last meal be? Remember, you can have pretty much whatever the prison can get their hands on!

Bonus Question: What did you do to get on death row to begin with?


My Crime: I killed Bill Gates and his wife and lived in their house and used their money until I got caught/captured. However, it would take awhile, because I would use some of the money to hire mercenaries to protect me.

My Last Meal:

2 Liters of Diet Coke
Gourmet Quesadilla with tons of Cheese
Curly Fries w/ Heinz Ketchup
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad
Large Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen for dessert... Mmm.

OK GO.

ha lets see
TRUFFLES
ermm
gourmt salmon
buffalo chicken
one of them fancy salads and some been burritos and chiimichangas
just so i can stink up th place lol

ermm i went on a mass murdering spree...killing at random..and then i ate the peopl, and sold the leftovers on ebay...i got gunned down ina convertable

whole chicken, lemonade. corn and peas.

i was put in death row for single handledly killing 100 people in my school in one day. breaking martin bryants record or 38. wee.

my last meal: pussy

reason for execution: i was responsible for the kennedy assasination.

Sweet jesus I'm hungry... Last meal I had was a disgusting ham sandwich yesterday afternoon.

^Dumbass.

Chicken fried steak, mashed potatos and cornbred all smothered in gravy, with coleslaw, BBQ pork and beans, and sweat tea (my way with mangrove honey). To finish it off, Jager and Faygo!

I got there by becomming a war crimina, I went on a calculated rampage killing all the worlds communist and dictators and after escaping once to assassinate celebs such as Micheal Jackson, Eminem, Brittany Spears, Manson, Paris Hilton and the guy who plays Ross.

Curry give me hot curry

Steak Pudding, Chips, Peas and Gravy.

Because my past caught up with me.

I would spend my Death Row years formulating an antidote for the lethal injection, and I would drink it just before being injected. I would get my hands on a knife or some sort of sharp object before being injected. I would refuse a 'last meal', and when they injected me, I would fake my death, then jump up out of nowhere and cut all of their throats. I would then shove the bodies in a closet and steal one of their uniforms. I would use their keys to make my way out of the building, and then use one of their cars to get home.

Then I would take all of their wives out for my 'last' meal. :cool:

My last meal was

School Sub
Banana
Orange Drink?

I am currently eating spicy chex mix now, though.