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Old 05-14-2006, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Your Last Meal

So, say you did something horrible and you got put on death row... what would your last meal be? Remember, you can have pretty much whatever the prison can get their hands on!

Bonus Question: What did you do to get on death row to begin with?

My Crime: I killed Bill Gates and his wife and lived in their house and used their money until I got caught/captured. However, it would take awhile, because I would use some of the money to hire mercenaries to protect me.

My Last Meal:

2 Liters of Diet Coke
Gourmet Quesadilla with tons of Cheese
Curly Fries w/ Heinz Ketchup
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad
Large Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen for dessert... Mmm.

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Old 05-14-2006, 07:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ha lets see
gourmt salmon
buffalo chicken
one of them fancy salads and some been burritos and chiimichangas
just so i can stink up th place lol

ermm i went on a mass murdering spree...killing at random..and then i ate the peopl, and sold the leftovers on ebay...i got gunned down ina convertable
We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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whole chicken, lemonade. corn and peas.

i was put in death row for single handledly killing 100 people in my school in one day. breaking martin bryants record or 38. wee.
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Old 05-17-2006, 05:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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my last meal: pussy

reason for execution: i was responsible for the kennedy assasination.
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Old 05-17-2006, 05:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sweet jesus I'm hungry... Last meal I had was a disgusting ham sandwich yesterday afternoon.
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Old 05-17-2006, 06:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Chicken fried steak, mashed potatos and cornbred all smothered in gravy, with coleslaw, BBQ pork and beans, and sweat tea (my way with mangrove honey). To finish it off, Jager and Faygo!

I got there by becomming a war crimina, I went on a calculated rampage killing all the worlds communist and dictators and after escaping once to assassinate celebs such as Micheal Jackson, Eminem, Brittany Spears, Manson, Paris Hilton and the guy who plays Ross.
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche

Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron

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Old 05-17-2006, 06:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Curry give me hot curry

Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band,
First-night nerves every one-night stand.
I should be glad to be so inclined.
What a waste! What a waste!
But I don't mind.

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Old 05-17-2006, 12:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Steak Pudding, Chips, Peas and Gravy.

Because my past caught up with me.
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would spend my Death Row years formulating an antidote for the lethal injection, and I would drink it just before being injected. I would get my hands on a knife or some sort of sharp object before being injected. I would refuse a 'last meal', and when they injected me, I would fake my death, then jump up out of nowhere and cut all of their throats. I would then shove the bodies in a closet and steal one of their uniforms. I would use their keys to make my way out of the building, and then use one of their cars to get home.

Then I would take all of their wives out for my 'last' meal.
Lock to field screen, row the ocean onto sentient ground.
New rites of a Vedic sun to attend the blue horizon.
Prevails flight resplendent, sails the shrine effulgent windship.
Stillness breathes apex supreme - I walk toward the mountain.

Crowns the sovereic rite to freedom.
Shored the origin forms to a ground accede.
Axiom core of the light shrine flight to shining.
Glows serene to attenuate the space and time.
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Old 05-17-2006, 02:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My last meal was

School Sub
Orange Drink?

I am currently eating spicy chex mix now, though.

“Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.”
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