The (hobo)Jesus Springer show
 

Ladies and gentlemen (and MURDER JUNKIE) welcome to the (hobo)Jesus Springer show! In an act of sheer boredom (2 more hours till I go out...my soul is slipping away) I have created this here thread for you all to enjoy! (hopefully).

So here's how it goes...

Tell us a problem, and Jesus Springer (me) will try too help you with it! There will be audience participation allowed, and we shall deal with one problem at a time. Don't all come rushing at once! When I have decided that I've had enough with the one problem I'll simply post NEXT and then someone else must jump in with one of their problems. Good, harmless fun. And if it does get a bit too rowdy I've got a coupla bodyguards on standby to smack yo bitches down!!!

Begin...

I have a problem with this thread.

Okay. Here's my advice.






































**** YOU.






EDIT: NEXT!

coffeeshop...it's the 'Lounge' and just a bit of fun.

hobo...chill out.

I want to go out and get a coffee, but my car is across town cuz I was too drunk to drive yesturday

Twas a joke. My silly sense of humour is obviously not being recognised today. I think from now on I should finish all of my posts with this....




JOKE

As most of my posts are a joke anyways.

So, problems please... let's not ruin this thread before it's 5th post.

How far away is the nearest coffee house/shop that sells coffee? Is there a bus route to there?

oh, just remembered the wife's car. Back soon

Next.

Haha I was just testing ya. I'll happily supply coffee for all!