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Old 06-11-2006, 05:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ladies and gentlemen (and MURDER JUNKIE) welcome to the (hobo)Jesus Springer show! In an act of sheer boredom (2 more hours till I go out...my soul is slipping away) I have created this here thread for you all to enjoy! (hopefully).

So here's how it goes...

Tell us a problem, and Jesus Springer (me) will try too help you with it! There will be audience participation allowed, and we shall deal with one problem at a time. Don't all come rushing at once! When I have decided that I've had enough with the one problem I'll simply post NEXT and then someone else must jump in with one of their problems. Good, harmless fun. And if it does get a bit too rowdy I've got a coupla bodyguards on standby to smack yo bitches down!!!

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Old 06-11-2006, 05:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I have a problem with this thread.
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"In this Catholic Club they never had the ****ing TV on and I was going, 'That Big Brother, it won't catch on. British people won't watch that ****.' And then they went, at nine o' clock, 'Shh!' and turned the telly on! It was, like, people asleep in bed. To me, I can't understand that. The encouraging thing is, 'You were right all along, Smith: people are stupid." - Mark E Smith
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Okay. Here's my advice.






































**** YOU.






EDIT: NEXT!
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I have a problem with this thread.
coffeeshop...it's the 'Lounge' and just a bit of fun.

hobo...chill out.
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I want to go out and get a coffee, but my car is across town cuz I was too drunk to drive yesturday
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Twas a joke. My silly sense of humour is obviously not being recognised today. I think from now on I should finish all of my posts with this....




JOKE

As most of my posts are a joke anyways.

So, problems please... let's not ruin this thread before it's 5th post.
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I want to go out and get a coffee, but my car is across town cuz I was too drunk to drive yesturday
How far away is the nearest coffee house/shop that sells coffee? Is there a bus route to there?
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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oh, just remembered the wife's car. Back soon
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Next.
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Old 06-11-2006, 05:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Haha I was just testing ya. I'll happily supply coffee for all!
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