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FRED HALE SR. · 04-08-2011, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumor

A blowjob.

I'm moving to France. I'll even cuddle after.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-08-2011, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I'm moving to France. I'll even cuddle after.

Dearest Urban,

Why am I secretly attracted to Unicorns?

Regards.

Vanilla

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-08-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Dearest Urban,

Why am I secretly attracted to Unicorns?

Regards.

Vanilla

I already did that joke with that guy with horns you met.
I'm not doing it again.

right-track · 04-08-2011, 01:49 PM

I don't think shock would be a factor.
I knew a lad who had his eye removed and washed after an accident at work. No shock involved.
What interests me the most is staring yourself in the eye while experiencing two different backgrounds. Two different fields of vision.

Zer0 · 04-08-2011, 03:50 PM

If I make a sandwich with chicken and mayonnaise and feed it to a lamppost what time will the train arrive?

Queen Boo · 04-08-2011, 03:53 PM

Dear Urban,
Why can't I get laid?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-08-2011, 04:00 PM

Dear Tumor

If I knew the answer as to why someone can't get laid I wouldn't ever be here to answer your fucking question.

Queen Boo · 04-08-2011, 06:19 PM

Unicorns are said to be attracted to beautiful young virgins so........
Yeah holmes. I dunno.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-08-2011, 06:20 PM

Tumor, I lost my virginity a couple of years back, never could quite figure out where it went.

Queen Boo · 04-08-2011, 06:21 PM

Yeah holmes, I kinda figured that ish on my own.
Your cherry's long gone but that don't mean the pit ain't nice all the same.

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04-08-2011, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	I don't think shock would be a factor. I knew a lad who had his eye removed and washed after an accident at work. No shock involved. What interests me the most is staring yourself in the eye while experiencing two different backgrounds. Two different fields of vision.