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Old 07-02-2006, 12:22 AM   #71 (permalink)
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I was at Superman with my friend and some members of his family. My friend, his uncle, and I go into the bathroom, where there are three urinals and an old man is using the middle one. My friend and his uncle begin peeing, the following ensues:

Uncle: *groans* Hey, Conor, does it still hurt when you pee?
Friend: Yeah....what about you?
U: Yeah, I've been taking the pills, but nothing works. I'm never going to Mexico again!
F: Me, neither. I can't believe we believed she was clean.
*old man quickly zips up his pants and runs out of the room*
U: Wow. He didn't even wash his hands.
F: That's gross, man.
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Old 07-02-2006, 12:23 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Is this a kind of joke that the two pull often?
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Old 07-02-2006, 12:41 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Well, it's a pretty typical kind of thing for his uncle, my friend was just a necessary second person.
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Old 07-02-2006, 12:55 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Haha...that gives me an idea for next time im in that situation
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Old 07-02-2006, 01:30 AM   #75 (permalink)
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What're you gonna do?
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:42 AM   #76 (permalink)
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What're you gonna do?
Nice story.

I'm kinda mad now that I'm not supposed to even be in a guy's restroom.


At any rate, I woke up this morning and opened the window to the smell of smoke, exhaust and other pollutants. But the sight was breath taking. My neighbor was throwing her boyfriend out for the third time since i've been here. He wasn't full dressed and he was sexy as all get out. That made me smile. Dude had a six pack, rock hard abs, and broad shoulders. Nothing like a little perversion to start the day.

And I finally finished a poem and called a friend to ask her opinion on it and she loved it. She's my toughest critic. Pleasing her makes me happy.
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Old 07-02-2006, 10:15 AM   #77 (permalink)
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I was forced to go to church and I heard an uber-conservative talk his ignorance made me grin


oh and my girlfriend likes my hair so that gave me a smile ^.^
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Old 07-02-2006, 02:09 PM   #78 (permalink)
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http://www.piczo.com/allaboutsouthpark?g=11323462&cr=3

Finding this link.
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Old 07-02-2006, 03:18 PM   #79 (permalink)
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I got starbucks.
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Old 07-02-2006, 05:01 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Some person(annoying as whoa, that lives by me) left for whereva, I don't remember where he said. But that made me smile!

And the fact that my BDAY IS TOMORROW, BABY CHYEA!!!!!!!! Gon be 15 yrs old
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