I used to use that one all the time, ironically after about a week or so they want to go out with you

Confidence is king, you have to carry yourself like you have an 18" d!ck

If I had an 18" d!ck, the entire world would know because I would be naked 24/7

A friend of mine used to pick up at bars by asking women when they came out of the bathroom if they had a good sh!t, it is an excellent ice breaker.

Another one I used on random girls was to say that I just got out of prison for sexual assault and I need a place to stay

boyfriend or not, I'd rape. I'd suck you dry. You would not last around me naked, and 18" of fun.

At any rate, MJ you're gonna help the boy break more hearts than anything else.

Walk up to girl (who we'll call Tiffany), ask her out in a nonchalant way as if you didn't care what she says. If she says yes, then continue with whatever it was you were gonna say.
If she says no, say ok whatever.

It's all about confidence
If a guy asks me out and he is not my type, but he makes it seem like he can do better than me, then that just makes me wanna say yes to get rid of the negative things he's thinking about me.

or if you don't feel comfortable with any of that. Then try and get to know here a little better first. Before yo actually ask her out on a one on one date, hang out with her and soem other people so you can get used to being in each other's company. And then after the third encounter and you still like her, then ask her out.
You still have to maintain a certain air of confidence.

Girls who do not Piss Piss Me Off Off are:

The hopeless romantic sensitive type.
Kind of vunerable to an extent, so i can look after them, but they'll still stick up for themselves.
Has to like cuddling A LOT, i'm at my happiest when i have a girl in my arms..
Has to admire my long, gorgeous hair.
At least SOME taste in music, in fact if i could find a girl who didn't think Morrissey was '***' then i'd be satisfied.
Really honestly doesn't give a **** about her looks.
I have to be one of the most important things to them.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why i am single. :)

Duh, that's what guys do

in other news: water is wet :D

heh yea me too. think raine is being a bit harsh. i actually asked out one of my best friends, it was awkward (for me at least) for a week or so, but now we're exactly the same as we were before, she still talks about her boyfriend, problems ect...not that i enjoy that much. getting rejected for me is like shooting me in the kneecaps.

Poor you. Cut out the first line and you've got my almost g/f.

Confidence is a wonderful thing, I must say.

Yeah I did that too, but it turned out later I didn't actually like her that much, so all was good. the advantage of it was that were now really good friends, because we both know that we don't like eachother as anything more than friends, so it's cool between us.

Doesn`t matter if you hate things about youself or not , your favourite topic of conversation is you as demonstrated by your answers in this and pretty much every thread on this forum.

Besides this thread is asking guys what they look for in girls , not give reasons why you are such a great girlfriend. If you are that wonderful get your boyfriend to tell us.Although I doubt going out with you he gets much of a word in edgeways.

So rejection hurts. Can't argue with that.
but he'll never know if she'd rejection if he never asks her ou anyways.
And even if she does reject him, there are too many other girls out there, that would probably like to take the place she could've had.


I'm not too sure if you and me read the same posts but ok.
And I'd probably hate it for my boyfriend to compliment me in this way.
I'd find it rather embarassing and sometimes when people say stuff like that I tend not to believe them.