Because I'm a wuss.
Isn't that right LesPaul?

Why yes you are...and you need to get on that...PRONTO!
EDIT: P.S Shes quiet the stunner

no worth while girl cares too much for a guy that lacks in confidence

He has confidence....hes just a weiner:)

I like funny klutzy women, that is pretty much my only pre-requisite.

Otherwise I love ALL women

Damn.
And I thought I had a chance with MJ :)

Why aren't you funny??

He just used his women as a tool of entertainment...he likes them to be klutzy...its great entertainment to watch women run into stuff..and fall down stairs etc...also they give him sex.....:o:

I am just usually the center of attention because I am a real man's man and tell a lot of jokes and stuff. I need a girl that can keep up with me

I can keep up with jokes.
But I'm far from a klutz. That would be one of the last things you could ever say about me