:laughing:

No offence dear but from what I can see you could never love a man as much as you love yourself.

I actually hate most things about me. And I don't even love myself. Most of the things I've done in real life proves that.
And I'm actually more self sacrificing than I let on.

Now do you want reasons for why I think I'm deserving of this award?
I can definitely give them to you.

Oh do tell. :D

I am very very interested. :P

Things I Do to Please My Mate:

Well the list is long but the most important

I make breakfast every morning
I make dinner at least 4 nights a week
I clean
I tolerate and learn to deal with his odd sleeping habits around basketball and football season
I try not to complain about his neanderthal friends. (one in particular)
I put out. A lot
He has space do whatever he wants
I don't harass him abuot one of his female friends who I know likes him despite what he thinks.
I don't nag him abuot not shaving. (I made it clear he can chose not shave and also deal with no sex)

Yeah. I'm pretty self sacrificing. Maybe not about the shaving though. But in most things I'm pretty fair. I even let him "wear the pants" most of the time

I do think you would deserve an award indeed.
Very interesting indeed.

Looks:
Good curves
Big airbags
Pert bumper
Cute face (not one of them rough, hard looking ones)
Good hair

Personality:
Interesting to talk to
Has lots in common with me, but also has lots of things that aren't.
Individuality
Not attention seeking
Morales and Principles, and won't be afraid to tell me these morales and principles if I do something that goes against them.

She must cook
She must only speak when spoken to
She must be ready for sex at all time
She must not age after 25
Her tits must not sagg EVER
She must like noise rock
and
She's gotta be a contortionist

/that's a little sarcasm and a bit far fetched but it pretty much sums up what almost every straight guys wants


EDIT: now for what moses really looks for

I'll take hobo's approach

Look:
shorter than
dark hair
light complection
nothing too big or too small

Personality:
Has to have a sense of humor
open-minded
not ditsy
has to be a bit of a nerd
and
not very judgemental

Apart from the noise rock thing. And I'm 15, cooking means nothing to me!

Okay:

I like a girl who likes good music.
I like medium sized boobs. Too big or too small is a turn off. I'd say a mid B is perfect to me.
She absolutely HAS TO have an ass. Whether it is big or not really doesn't matter much but it has to be a nice ass. :D
No fatties. At all.
No acne, It is a super turn off on girls.
Nice hair. If your hair is fried and dried up, I won't like you.
I can't stand girls that wear baggy pants, or pants that are tight..but not like, skin tight. I don't want your pants to be baggy at all. I want them to grip every curve on your body biiittcch.
Also, you have to have a cute face. No cute face = no go. You could fit all the other requirements, have an ugly face and its a no deal.
Preferably brunette, but I'll **** any chick who fits the above requirements.


I don't think I'm too picky since I see tons of girls everyday like this^^

so why are you single

Because I'm a wuss.
Isn't that right LesPaul?

Why yes you are...and you need to get on that...PRONTO!
EDIT: P.S Shes quiet the stunner

no worth while girl cares too much for a guy that lacks in confidence

He has confidence....hes just a weiner:)

I like funny klutzy women, that is pretty much my only pre-requisite.

Otherwise I love ALL women

Damn.
And I thought I had a chance with MJ :)

Why aren't you funny??

He just used his women as a tool of entertainment...he likes them to be klutzy...its great entertainment to watch women run into stuff..and fall down stairs etc...also they give him sex.....:o:

I am just usually the center of attention because I am a real man's man and tell a lot of jokes and stuff. I need a girl that can keep up with me

I can keep up with jokes.
But I'm far from a klutz. That would be one of the last things you could ever say about me

I bet she can't keep up with you in the alchohol department....you alchy:o:

I am a wussy weiner who won't ask the girl that I really really really like out.
I think I'v got it bad too. Everytime I see any two people getting close, or who look like they realy like each other, she immediatly pops into my head, and I cannot stop thinking about her. I have to like..stop what I'm doing and talk to her. Ugh, I'm a puss.

Few people can :)

Yeah well...im good after about 8 beer :D

Few people can out drink me.
And so yuo have an idea of how much I drink, I drink coffee every day and there's alcohol in that.
I don't eat Rita's water ice, I eat Irish Water Ice and if you go to the right place (which I do) it's loaded with booze.
And I work at a club/bar type place.

And I hold one of the highest records for shots in Philly. (Basically how many shots can you drink before you show signs of drunkeness or pass out.)

But I've matured sicne my shot competitions and try not to drink for sport, so you mayhave me beat in that department.


You are such a loser.
If you like a girl and she's single, ask her out. the worst she can do is say no. Rejection hurts yeah, but isn't worth it if means finding out if she likes you as much as you like her? and even if she says no, it's her loss and there'll be other girls with perfect boobs, nice asses and can make your heart flutter.
And you know what I bet anything that with the right guidance, you can land her, no matter how awkward your approach is

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Ask her and if she shoots you down remember that women are like buses, if you wait 15 minutes there will be another one

For once I agree :(

I get what you're saying, its just that, after I am totally embarrassed because she shoots me down, I still have to see her EVERYDAY afterwards. And ride the same bus home, and other ackward situations. :(

Take it from a dude with mad game, ask her out like you don't care what she says. Then if she says no,tell her she's fat anyway

:rofl:

These are hypotheticals because she hasn't shot you down.
And even if she does shoot you down, so what. Inore her. Move on with yuor life.

You're what 15?
There will be plenty of other chicks to take her place.

And for goodness sakes, yuoneed to have more confidence than you're exhibiting now if and when you ever ask her out

I used to use that one all the time, ironically after about a week or so they want to go out with you

Confidence is king, you have to carry yourself like you have an 18" d!ck

If I had an 18" d!ck, the entire world would know because I would be naked 24/7

A friend of mine used to pick up at bars by asking women when they came out of the bathroom if they had a good sh!t, it is an excellent ice breaker.

Another one I used on random girls was to say that I just got out of prison for sexual assault and I need a place to stay

boyfriend or not, I'd rape. I'd suck you dry. You would not last around me naked, and 18" of fun.

At any rate, MJ you're gonna help the boy break more hearts than anything else.

Walk up to girl (who we'll call Tiffany), ask her out in a nonchalant way as if you didn't care what she says. If she says yes, then continue with whatever it was you were gonna say.
If she says no, say ok whatever.

It's all about confidence
If a guy asks me out and he is not my type, but he makes it seem like he can do better than me, then that just makes me wanna say yes to get rid of the negative things he's thinking about me.

or if you don't feel comfortable with any of that. Then try and get to know here a little better first. Before yo actually ask her out on a one on one date, hang out with her and soem other people so you can get used to being in each other's company. And then after the third encounter and you still like her, then ask her out.
You still have to maintain a certain air of confidence.

Girls who do not Piss Piss Me Off Off are:

The hopeless romantic sensitive type.
Kind of vunerable to an extent, so i can look after them, but they'll still stick up for themselves.
Has to like cuddling A LOT, i'm at my happiest when i have a girl in my arms..
Has to admire my long, gorgeous hair.
At least SOME taste in music, in fact if i could find a girl who didn't think Morrissey was '***' then i'd be satisfied.
Really honestly doesn't give a **** about her looks.
I have to be one of the most important things to them.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why i am single. :)

Duh, that's what guys do

in other news: water is wet :D

heh yea me too. think raine is being a bit harsh. i actually asked out one of my best friends, it was awkward (for me at least) for a week or so, but now we're exactly the same as we were before, she still talks about her boyfriend, problems ect...not that i enjoy that much. getting rejected for me is like shooting me in the kneecaps.

Poor you. Cut out the first line and you've got my almost g/f.

Confidence is a wonderful thing, I must say.

Yeah I did that too, but it turned out later I didn't actually like her that much, so all was good. the advantage of it was that were now really good friends, because we both know that we don't like eachother as anything more than friends, so it's cool between us.

Doesn`t matter if you hate things about youself or not , your favourite topic of conversation is you as demonstrated by your answers in this and pretty much every thread on this forum.

Besides this thread is asking guys what they look for in girls , not give reasons why you are such a great girlfriend. If you are that wonderful get your boyfriend to tell us.Although I doubt going out with you he gets much of a word in edgeways.

So rejection hurts. Can't argue with that.
but he'll never know if she'd rejection if he never asks her ou anyways.
And even if she does reject him, there are too many other girls out there, that would probably like to take the place she could've had.


I'm not too sure if you and me read the same posts but ok.
And I'd probably hate it for my boyfriend to compliment me in this way.
I'd find it rather embarassing and sometimes when people say stuff like that I tend not to believe them.