you're aiming too low.
Any girl'll give you oral.
What you mean to say is you want a girl that does an amazing blow job and her skills should not be limited to oral sex.
And since you require that she be busty, I assume that you're gonna want her topless most of the time.
And if not topless, then her new best friend should be Victoria's Secret.

So more or less you want a dumb blonde. Or a brunette that can cook.
And you expect back rubs, so I hope you'll be considerate and maybe. . . pull out the oil and rub . . . . your dream girl's body.
Guys like so much imagination.

Nah, my looks standards are very high. If you knew any of my friends they could tell you haha.

My look standards are high too.
No "okay" chicks.

I wasn't referring to your requirments regarding looks.
I was referring to your requirements when it came to expectations:
blow jobs
sandwiches
backrubs

You're aiming too low.
I could do that. But I'm overqualified as are many other women out there.
And I have no clue as to what you want looks wise, other than she has to be attractive (to you) and have a rather ample bosom.

Well, I need to meet some girls in your area because while oral sex really isn't hard to come by (dear god that was rife with innuendo), back rubs and sandwichs are. And if that is entry level fare where you live Raine, I will soon be moving there to marry the hottest Swedish or Fillipino girl there

I don't know if there are any Swedes in my area but there are definitely some Filipinios. We've got just about every kind of asian you could imagine.
Next to California, I think New York has the most Asians.
Actually I think New York has a little bit of everything.
So yeah, sure come on up. :)

So . . . .
5'9" (a lot of legs)
C cup
size four jeans
waist length wavy black hair
green eyes
pale skin
ass
a four pack
obvious nail biter
skinny fingers. . .

how does that sound?

I hear there are quite a lot in India too

you have no idea.
California
New York
Pennsylvania
Arizona
India has a large number and so does England. Or rather I never expected to meet as many Asians as I did in England.
Although I can understand why some Southeastern Pacific Asians go to India.
And Canada. Toronto.

Yeah i do , half my family are from there :p:

Sounds like a chick I work with.

Well, I didn't know that.
My great grandmom moved there a ton of years ago. she's the only reason I have for going there. That and the food.

I'm pretty sure that you'd also love any of my cousins or my older sister.
We all look a lot alike. And I just described myself.
Although I always pegged you for being short.

Pale skin is a no go, well, I don't mind it, but a tan goes down so much better.

Australian chicks are reason enough to migrate to Australia.

The closest I'll ever come to a tan is when it gets hot in the summer and my skin starts to turn to like this olive type color. And then it goes away as soon as I spend a day out of the sun.

Now looks aside, cause when the lights are out, you can't see much of anything, Romanian chics are nice. Soft, curvy, long curly/wavy hair. Nice.

And the guys too are like . . . . :love:

I like the sandwiches idea, that would rule.
I love sandwiches

did you know i'm romanian? :D

whats with you guys... sandwishes? any girl could do that.. what about turkey dinner, or something that involes actual long slaving hours over and around the oven and stove?... then you can not only make a sandwich the girl can make you a hot turkey sandwich..yumm

sandwiches=more time for other things

and besides a sandwich has almost everything awesome in it.

Meh, It doesn't make a difference to me, I can cook anything I want.

Damn. Cause I'm not single. . . :(

ermm the awkwardness

anyways..i dont care about hair color or any of that shiz..only if they are a normal, caring understanding person..who will go on a traveling road trip

You know what I really want in a girl? ..me

lol

Sense of humor. She has to one-up all my jokes. I love that.

Hahahahaha love it!

This guy can stay :beer:

i'm also a girl and not single either so.. maybe next time ;)

Excellent ovulatory abilities (Fal mentioned this on another thread and it tickled me mightily).
Wide fallopian tubes.
A roomy womb.

roomy womb?
Tighter = more friction = good sex. . . . . .

Friction sounds... painful.

slow and rough. :D

Oh that doesn't sound bad at all!

I just hate the word 'friction'.

friction makes you think of friction burns O.O

yeah haha that's why I don't like it.

not bad but extremely good. . . . :)
Just thinking about it makes me horny. and hungry.

Damn. . .

Edit:
It's all tingly sensations.

$30 says Raine is the most godawful looking girl on the face of the planet.

perhaps.
I certainly don't think I'm attractive in the least.

Bill! Don't be a nasty boy :(

I wouldn't vote against Bill on this though.

I really am not attractive at all.
My hair is so long, most of my closest friends call me "cousin it" from the Addam's Family because you can never see my face half the time.
The most attractive thiings about me are my boobs. :laughing:

I'd hope nobodies ever womb ****ed you. The cervix is there to stop that. There's a difference between a roomy womb and a bucket vagina.

And in this, I know I may be a little masochistic.
Most chicks that I've talked about sex with seem to think that having your cervix bumped is painful.
I on the other hand find it a little uncomfortable but definitely still pleasurable. I can't really describe the feeling. Granted this has only happened few times. And mostly with my current boyfriend but I definitely get a sorta adrenaline rush when it happens.
And I imagine that being womb fucked would hinder my chances of having kids which is something I would like to do within the next 8 years.