^ I like all of those (apart from dead & wrinkly)

I think there`s beauty in variety. I don`t care if she`s got big or small tits , I don`t care if she`s fat or skinny. If I can connect on a personal level then i`ll grow to love the rest.

Bravo, my friend, you are a true man.

What Urban said goes for me aswell. But just for all your knowledge my girlfriend has biggens, nice eyes, pert bum, lovely curves, great smile and amazing eyes (I can't remember the other option I made for face). She is also everything I put in the personality section, but not so much wild girl or dizzy :)

In short, I've found myself a guddun.

Well done!

I know the feeling, I've found one too... Finally. A year of being single is enough for anyone

A girl could be a total mong as far as i`m concerened

But if she said to me I want to wine you , dine you , have mad sex with you & take you to a Primal Scream gig i`ll love her forever.

Well, at least you know what you want!

My brain is so fried from the heat that I can't think of a response to this. But in regards to the bus thing, I walked across the street the other day without looking and when i didn't have the light and I some car did almost hit me and the driver was royally pissed. :laughing:

Out of all the things you could have possibly said, why say that I'm probably pregnant.

Because he felt like it?

It seems your brain is fried, period.

I have been know to run people down when the blindly step out in front of my car. Hit a lady the other week in the work ute. Broke her collar bone and fractured her ankle. Police were going to charge me until a witness came forward and told them this complete moron just stepped of the curb in front of me.
When are these brainf*cked imbeciles going to realise if they walk out in front of a vehicle it's (95% of the time) the driver that gets prosecuted not the idiot who wasn't watching the traffic.

I KNOW!!! Pedestrians should be charged for fucking up.

The other day I was going through a roundabout and this cyclist just came crawling out across the front of me. I had to hit the breaks mid-roundabout. But if I'd hit that bastard it would have been my fault because I'm the one behind the wheel. It's stupid.

But on the other hand, there are those bastard drivers who don't indicate. The amount of times I've had to jump back when some crazed maniac who wasn't indicating decides not to go straight but to take a left at high speed right through where I was walking. Bastards.

Edit: But what the hell does this have to do with liking a girl? Is being a good predestrian one of things you look for?

It's in my top 5 criteria.:p:

I find a sense of humour to be quite sexy .. and in the longer run, a lack of rollercoaster emotions is much appreciated. ;)

Sorry if that sounds a bit sexist, but some women can be so hard to understand.

Physically: Redheads. Don't care about the rest.

Personality: I don't really have a type to be honest, all my past girlfriends have been nothing like each other. Good music taste is always a turn on though.

Personality. That is something I look for. That and Eye color. Honestly, i can really care less on what a girl looks like as long as she has a great personality

I would have to say a pretty face. I usually gravitate more towards the cute neighbor next door type of girls as oppose to the sultry over sexualized looking ones.

Then physically it comes down to their ass. They must have some sort of bubble to match their frame. It doesn't have to be huge or anything but just a nice curvature. Breast size doesn't matter to me.

Personality wise: She better not be funny. I don't know why but funny women aren't attractive to me. They usually end up in my friend zone. I guess someone that is authentic and real. As long as they are upfront with me about how they are feeling and what's going on in their sometimes crazy mind then I'm cool with them.

i like brunettes the most but blondes and redheads can be excellent too! hair colour doesnt matter to me, im seeing a blonde girl just now.

too fat or too skinny is a real turn-off.

a nice ass is a big bonus.

personality wise, if she's not too loud/quiet, if she's funny, good taste in music, honest, able to have a good time - then i'll love her :P

honesty.

what i look for in girls?

the mental maturity necessary to be a woman. as opposed to the misguided belief they've reached maturity for having survived an arbitrary number of years without dying.

A penis.

Physically - cute face, boob size doesn't matter just as long as it fits her body, hair color doesn't matter but strawberry blonde hair is hot

Personality - laid back, up front, no drama

A nice tum and bottom always helps, I like breasts to be of a medium size at least. . . but most importantly they have to like samurai movies and afro-beat.

beat me to it!!!

a warm vagina and a sense of humor.

everything else is old hat.

You run into some cold vaggies in your time? :D

Necrophilia baby ;)

Finding a woman who shares my taste in music is next to impossible.

Are there ANY female prog fans on this planet?

I do know some women who have good taste. But generally not anyone I have a chance of hooking up with, all the hot and smart ones are already taken. :(

i don't think mutual interests are a good investment for a relationship. it externalizes the connection you have with said significant other and places it on something entirely fleeting.

but if you really want to boobs you can facebook stalk someone. ;)

Does this mean I should search out a staunch neo conservative who only listens to country pop and hair metal, watches lo brow comedies and only reads books in the Left Behind series and autobiographies by Motley Crue members?

I don't want to go that route, it would be like going out with my mother.

You shouldn't fall into the idea that good music taste = good girlfriend. I did that and she's the worst i've had.

except for the hair metal bit that was my last serious girlfriend. she only talked to me about politics once though, i got her to knock that shit off sharpish. didn't prevent me from liking her any less.

mutual interest is horribly overrated.

What do I look for in girls.... hmmmm


1. They have to be a little older because I hate girls my age....They are all annoying.

2. Pretty eyes.

3. They have to like music....

4. They have to know when to not annoy me.

5. Sex (jk)

6. They have to be pretty.

7. No whores...please...thank you.

8. Drinkers are prefered

9. Cuddlers

10. One that trusts you...

Look, I'm not looking for a girl that shares all my interests, that's not possible for anyone.

But at the same time, I think it would be hard to strike up conversation with a girl who dosen't share any of my interests at all. You think a Noam Chomsky type would put up with an Ann Coulter just for the pussy?

It dosen't have to be music. I think I could mantain a relationship with a girl who doesn't share my taste in music.

Unless she likes screamo and metalcore, that's where I draw the damn line.

What is it about asses? What do guys look for once they are with a girl they find attractive? I mean obviously looks only get someone so far.

Asses are great. There is just something about them.

As if you'd even have a clue what to do with one.

:yikes: I would.

Stick it in the elbow?

As for me, I look for a girl with a sense of humor related to my dry and morbid own. That's the biggest selling point. If I can't laugh with them, then it's never going to work. That's why I'm happy I'm with mine, her humor shames even my own.

I'm not looking for anything in there, I already found what I was looking for.

Then why would you post?

Vagina dentata? :D