When thinking of things that I look for in a girl I can honestly say that Raines cervix would be about as low on my list as I could possibly make it.

Do guys REALLY like drunk girls. It seems like it but I believe its just the guys who would like nothing more than to take advantage of a drunken girl.

If they are fun to be with yes

If they are crying & vomiting over you no

It`s all about knowing where to draw the line

I'm fun to be with when drunk. Only thing is, I go lesbian so no drunk boys for meeee.

So making out with and then passing out on a guy isnt?

I mean, I'm a fun drunk because I get super easy. lol. Whats better than that?

make out with him & then pass out when he`s gone

Yeah, lucky for me this guy wasnt like a sleeze and when we were left alone for fourty minutes nothing happened.........at least I hope nothing happened. I think I would have felt something when I woke up, wouldnt I?

why put it on your list at all?
Just curious

in case the other 5 million things above it don`t work out

lolz!

I don't know if I should be honored that I made it on Urban's list (forget the fact that it's for sexual purposes)

Although I can't imagine 5 million things that could rank higher than me.
Maybe 58 things but not 5 million. . . . .

in fact here an excerpt is my sex list

4,999,999 - The Queen Mother`s corpse
5,000,000 - Raines cervix
5,000,001 - 3some with Hitler & Mussolini

:rofl:

On second thought, I'm rather glad, I don't rank too high on this list.
Sex with you seems a tad bit more adventurous than I'd like.

Hey, at 4,500,000 you start to get desperate, hence you being on the list at all.

As a compliment to Urban, I would think you have no problems attracting women.
As a comment (positive or negative, take your pick) to alex, how often are you not desperate

She should be grateful she`s higher than Courtney Love

When the 4,499,999 things above didn't work out.
Even then, you're still 500,000 down.

That would be a given.
If you said Courtney ranked higher than me . . . .

Although now my interest has piqued.
Just exactly what makes you think I couldn't make it into the top 10 on your list, and what kinda negative image do you have of me?
And don't say high maintenance, cause I'm the furthest thing from that.

You're even more conceited than I thought.

http://www.lavenderlips.com/images/longsleeve_front.jpg <-----Raine

I can't even tell if that's a girl or a guy. :laughing:

Yeah well. . . I've got long black hair, I'm pale as a ghost and I'm pretty sure I'm taller
Try again. :)

I can be mean but not THAT mean :)

I don`t have a negative image of you at all , in fact I think you`re OK.
You just seem a bit highly strung thats all , I`d love to have a laugh & a joke with you but you take everything so seriously. I don`t think you`re REALLY that repulsive , I just wanted to get this topic away from bits of your vagina.

Thank you. :)
Now I can get back to work feeling happy.

PS: In real life I actually have a bit of humor. Too much somtimes.

Until next time. . . :love:

Congratulations for going off on a tangent about something NOBODY mentioned. At all. Ever.

Cervical bumping=/=womb fucking.

... right. You stay offline for a day and you lose the plot COMPLETELY.

It's Bill's fault.
He's not getting any and he's taking it out on the rest of us. Add that to the fact that he's usually an asswipe and . . you get the idea

Yeah..my fault.
Thats why Urban brought it up you f*cking moron.

You seem a little annoyed. :)

At any rate, I'm not a moron because yuo don't agree with my post.
And I just said it was your fault because I felt like it. Someone had to take the blame and sicne you get blamed for almoste evrything else anyway . .

Besides, in reality we both know that the off topicness could be attributed to you, me and possibly Urban.

No, that's not true. Well, not completely true, anyway. It may have been true at one time, but I have the benefit of having lived twice as long as most people here, so I have had the opportunity to evolve where my taste in women is concerned.

Yes, when I was a teen, and into my 20's, looks ranked high on the list. Looks still has its place, but it isn't anywhere near as important as intelligence, morality and confidence.


The physicalities of a relationship will grow thin over the course of time. You can grope, fondle, knead, etc, etc, before that becomes less and less fufilling. Then you will start to look for more than whether or not a girl has a 'great body' or not.

Right now, in your teens and into your twenties, it's all about the body. In that respect, adidasss is correct. However, I have perspective from the 'other side' of the generation gap, if you will. I know what I'm talking about.

No, I'm looking for girls who can take loud burps and farts.

Burping I can handle, it happens. But a proud farter is where I draw the line.

Agreed.

sanity at last.
Although I must ask what kind of burping we're talking about.
Are we talking burping the ABC's you'll except for the few that just come out by accident?

Na just the littles burps that can't be helped, like a small hiccup or whatever.

And belching is gay no matter what sex you are.

I think of it as unmannerly.

Well, so much for my..ahem...'words of wisdom'

Here I was, thinking it was important to look at what's inside a person, when in reality, the important thing is what comes out of a person. Farts and burps. Wow.

it may be really gross but it's human
like dude, you need to go past the looks and the flaws
but yeah
useless talk