:laughing:

No offence dear but from what I can see you could never love a man as much as you love yourself.

I actually hate most things about me. And I don't even love myself. Most of the things I've done in real life proves that.
And I'm actually more self sacrificing than I let on.

Now do you want reasons for why I think I'm deserving of this award?
I can definitely give them to you.

Oh do tell. :D

I am very very interested. :P

Things I Do to Please My Mate:

Well the list is long but the most important

I make breakfast every morning
I make dinner at least 4 nights a week
I clean
I tolerate and learn to deal with his odd sleeping habits around basketball and football season
I try not to complain about his neanderthal friends. (one in particular)
I put out. A lot
He has space do whatever he wants
I don't harass him abuot one of his female friends who I know likes him despite what he thinks.
I don't nag him abuot not shaving. (I made it clear he can chose not shave and also deal with no sex)

Yeah. I'm pretty self sacrificing. Maybe not about the shaving though. But in most things I'm pretty fair. I even let him "wear the pants" most of the time

I do think you would deserve an award indeed.
Very interesting indeed.

Looks:
Good curves
Big airbags
Pert bumper
Cute face (not one of them rough, hard looking ones)
Good hair

Personality:
Interesting to talk to
Has lots in common with me, but also has lots of things that aren't.
Individuality
Not attention seeking
Morales and Principles, and won't be afraid to tell me these morales and principles if I do something that goes against them.

She must cook
She must only speak when spoken to
She must be ready for sex at all time
She must not age after 25
Her tits must not sagg EVER
She must like noise rock
and
She's gotta be a contortionist

/that's a little sarcasm and a bit far fetched but it pretty much sums up what almost every straight guys wants


EDIT: now for what moses really looks for

I'll take hobo's approach

Look:
shorter than
dark hair
light complection
nothing too big or too small

Personality:
Has to have a sense of humor
open-minded
not ditsy
has to be a bit of a nerd
and
not very judgemental

Apart from the noise rock thing. And I'm 15, cooking means nothing to me!

Okay:

I like a girl who likes good music.
I like medium sized boobs. Too big or too small is a turn off. I'd say a mid B is perfect to me.
She absolutely HAS TO have an ass. Whether it is big or not really doesn't matter much but it has to be a nice ass. :D
No fatties. At all.
No acne, It is a super turn off on girls.
Nice hair. If your hair is fried and dried up, I won't like you.
I can't stand girls that wear baggy pants, or pants that are tight..but not like, skin tight. I don't want your pants to be baggy at all. I want them to grip every curve on your body biiittcch.
Also, you have to have a cute face. No cute face = no go. You could fit all the other requirements, have an ugly face and its a no deal.
Preferably brunette, but I'll **** any chick who fits the above requirements.


I don't think I'm too picky since I see tons of girls everyday like this^^

so why are you single