Guys: What do you look for in Girls

Terrible Lizard · 05-07-2009, 07:52 PM

A nice tum and bottom always helps, I like breasts to be of a medium size at least. . . but most importantly they have to like samurai movies and afro-beat.

Duke Of Slander · 05-07-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack

a penis.

beat me to it!!!

lucifer_sam · 05-07-2009, 08:56 PM

a warm vagina and a sense of humor.

everything else is old hat.

Terrible Lizard · 05-07-2009, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

a warm vagina and a sense of humor.

everything else is old hat.

You run into some cold vaggies in your time?

sweet_nothing · 05-07-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

You run into some cold vaggies in your time?

Necrophilia baby

boo boo · 05-08-2009, 01:07 AM

Finding a woman who shares my taste in music is next to impossible.

Are there ANY female prog fans on this planet?

I do know some women who have good taste. But generally not anyone I have a chance of hooking up with, all the hot and smart ones are already taken.

lucifer_sam · 05-08-2009, 01:19 AM

i don't think mutual interests are a good investment for a relationship. it externalizes the connection you have with said significant other and places it on something entirely fleeting.

but if you really want to boobs you can facebook stalk someone.

boo boo · 05-08-2009, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

i don't think mutual interests are a good investment for a relationship. it externalizes the connection you have with said significant other and places it on something entirely fleeting.

Does this mean I should search out a staunch neo conservative who only listens to country pop and hair metal, watches lo brow comedies and only reads books in the Left Behind series and autobiographies by Motley Crue members?

I don't want to go that route, it would be like going out with my mother.

Piss Me Off · 05-08-2009, 05:35 AM

You shouldn't fall into the idea that good music taste = good girlfriend. I did that and she's the worst i've had.

lucifer_sam · 05-08-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Does this mean I should search out a staunch neo conservative who only listens to country pop and hair metal, watches lo brow comedies and only reads books in the Left Behind series and autobiographies by Motley Crue members?

I don't want to go that route, it would be like going out with my mother.

except for the hair metal bit that was my last serious girlfriend. she only talked to me about politics once though, i got her to knock that shit off sharpish. didn't prevent me from liking her any less.

mutual interest is horribly overrated.

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lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	i don't think mutual interests are a good investment for a relationship. it externalizes the connection you have with said significant other and places it on something entirely fleeting. but if you really want to boobs you can facebook stalk someone. __________________ first.am

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Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	You shouldn't fall into the idea that good music taste = good girlfriend. I did that and she's the worst i've had. __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape