Create your own religion (copyright, quote)

~~hiu~~ · 07-08-2006, 06:20 PM

This thread is insulting to me, but I know you repent and take God as your saviour. Happy days.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-08-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Odium

This thread is insulting to me, but I know you repent and take God as your saviour. Happy days.

Oh dear

riseagainstrocks · 07-08-2006, 06:46 PM

Raine fails at this thread.

littleknowitall · 07-08-2006, 07:04 PM

In the beginning there was nothing...(with the exeption of moley and his stuff) which by the way has lasted the test of time and has not managed to corrode or wither in the past 3 billion years.
One day Moley decided as he was the only living being in creation at the time (and things do get kind of lonely) ...it might be somewhat ammusing if he shat on a plate and so he did.
the small single celled organisms manifested on the turd and evolved until the turd was just too small for them to live out (however without the use of the sun it remained somewhat turgid).
so Moley decided to take a really big dump so that all of his expanding life could live in it resulting in one bitching hemeroid and some lower back problems. Moley is currently living in his giant turd universe on a small insignificant planet named earth.
Moley is now seeing a chiropractor is in education for his poor modern earth spellings and grammer and has been perscribed some germeloid cream from his local GP, the fact that he now suffers these problems caused him to 'accidentally' forget to tell humanity that he created them.
so in the meantime humanity along with a few other inferior races manifesting in Moleys universe decided to worship Gods of their own creation, extremists raised cults of people that sacraficed babies and children for these false gods and eventually these cults spawned the more popular religions of today, disagreements in all of these dilusional religeons lead to the crusades, crucifixion and a couple of good songs.

This IS how the universe was created and if you don't like it then get the hell off my turd.

p.s to answer the question of how Moley came into being, ....meh, i'll tell you all when your a little older, (unfortunately the way in which in i measure time, as i have always existed and always will means that the term 'when your older' might be mistook for a couple of billion years and you'll have all been regurgitated into your tiny little planets surface and disolved by microorganisms. so i shall be telling it to the withered specs of dust that your corpse may leave behind.
As for life after death, if i like you then i may let it happen.

MoonlitSunshine · 07-08-2006, 07:20 PM

And I'm sure she could find some guys to agree!

Hmmm... My own religion...

It would involve... there always being music playing, as a built in part of the world; Sarcasm being the official language; emmm having to dress up in Full Pirate Regalia; and.. other stuff. yeah.

Blain · 07-09-2006, 08:22 AM

Well from inspiration of "My interview with H.I.M" I decided to make what H.I.M believes ina religion a wiccan/anti-christ religion COPYRIGHT!©

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riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,297	Raine fails at this thread. __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

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~~hiu~~ Account Disabled Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,093	This thread is insulting to me, but I know you repent and take God as your saviour. Happy days.

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littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,673	In the beginning there was nothing...(with the exeption of moley and his stuff) which by the way has lasted the test of time and has not managed to corrode or wither in the past 3 billion years. One day Moley decided as he was the only living being in creation at the time (and things do get kind of lonely) ...it might be somewhat ammusing if he shat on a plate and so he did. the small single celled organisms manifested on the turd and evolved until the turd was just too small for them to live out (however without the use of the sun it remained somewhat turgid). so Moley decided to take a really big dump so that all of his expanding life could live in it resulting in one bitching hemeroid and some lower back problems. Moley is currently living in his giant turd universe on a small insignificant planet named earth. Moley is now seeing a chiropractor is in education for his poor modern earth spellings and grammer and has been perscribed some germeloid cream from his local GP, the fact that he now suffers these problems caused him to 'accidentally' forget to tell humanity that he created them. so in the meantime humanity along with a few other inferior races manifesting in Moleys universe decided to worship Gods of their own creation, extremists raised cults of people that sacraficed babies and children for these false gods and eventually these cults spawned the more popular religions of today, disagreements in all of these dilusional religeons lead to the crusades, crucifixion and a couple of good songs. This IS how the universe was created and if you don't like it then get the hell off my turd. p.s to answer the question of how Moley came into being, ....meh, i'll tell you all when your a little older, (unfortunately the way in which in i measure time, as i have always existed and always will means that the term 'when your older' might be mistook for a couple of billion years and you'll have all been regurgitated into your tiny little planets surface and disolved by microorganisms. so i shall be telling it to the withered specs of dust that your corpse may leave behind. As for life after death, if i like you then i may let it happen.

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MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,097	And I'm sure she could find some guys to agree! Hmmm... My own religion... It would involve... there always being music playing, as a built in part of the world; Sarcasm being the official language; emmm having to dress up in Full Pirate Regalia; and.. other stuff. yeah.

07-09-2006, 08:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,030	Well from inspiration of "My interview with H.I.M" I decided to make what H.I.M believes ina religion a wiccan/anti-christ religion COPYRIGHT!© † † † † † Religion bitches