wouldnt it be waiter

Hell no. Check out my tits, they're J cups.

I wonder if someone could help me with red lipstick.

I have very pale skin and very dark hair, so what shade should I use? My favourite one is 'Kink' by Urban Decay, pin-up girl style.

Lipstick should compliment your skin colour, not contrast it. If you have pale skin but really really bright lipstick, it looks weird. Use paler shades for a less absurd look.

Dita Von Teese wears red and she has dark hair and pale skin :(

Oh well I went for the pink lipgloss today. Matches my top.

Dita Von Teese would look like a tramp if she weren't naked. This means people look at her tits, not her face.

i kinda wanna know... how do you know that??

Because knowing about womens clothes & make up is a sure fire way of getting talking to a a hot girl.

Oh yeah I know all the tricks :D

i was hoping for something more exciting than that :(

It's completely true.

I was put off a guy once when I asked him what colour of eyeshadow I should wear, and he said RED. I didn't even know they made red eyeshadow, and anyway would it not look like I had some weird eye disease?

Fal, Dita has class, in a very odd way.