I'm Goin' Surfin'
 

Once again ladies and germs, The MURDER JUNKIE is going on vacation.

I fly out tonight for LesPaul country, and I am going surfing for three days in a surf community called Tofino. Then it is off to get pissed in Vancouver for 2 more days.

See ya Thursday

In Parting I Will Leave You This:


Sea is foaming like a bottle of beer.
The wave is coming but I aint got no fear.
Im waxing down so that Ill go real fast.
Im waxing down cause its really a blast.
Im going surfing cause I dont like your face.
Im bailing out because I hate the race.
Of rats that run round and round in a maze
Im goin surfin, goin surfin

You take your car to work.
Ill take my board.
And when youre out of fuel.
Im still afloat.

My buddies and their honies all come along.
They seem invincable, it takes em along.
The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg.
Were goin surfin, were goin surfin!

You take your car to work.
Ill take my board.
And when youre out of fuel.
Im still afloat.

You take your car to work.
Ill take my board.
And when youre out of fuel.
Im still afloat.

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold.
I never thought itd come to this, now I can never go home.

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold.
I never thought itd come to this, now I can never [go home/grow old].

{high pitched} you take your car to work, Ill take my board.
And when youre out of fuel, Im still afloat.
{in background: all along the undertow is strengthening its hold.
I never thought itd come to this, now I can never go home!}
You take your car to work, Ill take my board.
And when youre out of fuel, Im still afloat.

You take your car to work.
Ill take my board.
And when youre out of fuel.
Im still afloat.

You take your car, Ill take my board.
You take your car, Ill take my board.
Lets go!

Have fun and don't drown.

Thanks for the parting gift, and I hope you have loads of fun

I might be going up to Tofino on the weekend with the family..Hope you have fun surfing dude...be sure to loosen the mood before surfing..either shotgun a couple beer..or smoke a joint lol..there are plenty of hippies up in Tofino

MJ do you ever work????

I'm thinking mushrooms :D

Not very hard :D

Dude...Ive like have a panic attack and die haha

A lot of beer to keep it mellow as well

you're gunna have a killer trip...hopefully the weather stays the same as its supposed to be...high 20s..the west coast of the island has weird weather sometimes..sometimes you'll get there...unpack your board..get on your wetsuit..and WHAM!...Rain just starts falling..its kinda a bummer...but the weather network shows you'll have a great couple days coming up

you two should hook up!

If i end up there this weekend i just look around for the drunk guy..swearing at the water for moving

That will be me

I can't remember what you look like though

The weather in Vancouver looks like its going to be hot as balls. Tommorrow is going to suck though, I got like 12 hours of traveling ahead of me.

2 hour drive to Toronto airport
5 hour flight
1 hour drive to ferry
2 hour ferry
1 1/2 hour drive to Tofino

They better serve beer on that f*cking ferry!!!!!

Well i know they dont serve beer on the ferrie...my dad works on it...he'll be driving that MO FO that you're on .... where dooes the second ferrie take you to?

Just one ferry

NO BEER?????

are you f*cking serious????
I'll have to stop and get a 12 pack then

Ahh i read that wrong..is the ferrie from Vancouver to Nanaimo?

I guess so, I honestly don't know

if you're prone to seas sickness, don't drink the beer.
If you get rather angry/hostile when drunk, don't drink too much beer.
Trust me. :)

Id imagine thats what youd be doing because its the closest one i think...but from nanaimo to Tofino is more like a 2 1/2 hour drive...thats without stops...And if you do hit nanaimo..thats the actually city i live in

Not Guilty of either http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/smiking.gif

Haha, like you are going to give MJ advice on alcohol.
:rofl:

I wrote the book on that shizz http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/smiking.gif

And let's keep it that way

I wish I had your luck though. :laughing:

2 1/2 HOURS!!!!!!

I better get 24 then, the jet lag is going to KILL me

I have a night job at a bar type place, so I know a lot about alcohol.
But I imagine MJ knows more about alcohol than I, since he most likely drinks more than I.
Wasn't trying to give him advice, just some tips, based on my own . . rather unfortunate/painful/hilarious experiences on sea crafts with booze.

A "bar-type place".
Geez, you must be an expert.

I never said I was an expert.
Nor did I try to make myself sound like one. You're the one making all of these assumptions about what I think of myself.

And I say bar type place because i can. and it the word phrase I chose suits my image of the place, not that it's any concern of yours

Wait Raine arent you like 18 or 19 or something...under aged to be serving alchohol?

Hence the reason I am paid under the table.
At any rate, I'm almost 17.

Hmm..so you're 16...

At the moment yes.
Why?

I just cant believe you dont go to school...dont live at home..and are dating someone in their mid 20s...he should go to jail..you should go to school...but this isnt the thread for that...so im done

I checked out your pic in the gallery Les, I'll keep my eyes peeled for you

You do that...the beach is massive though..it would be a miracle if we saw eachother

I have a remarkable knack for that, I ran into a guy I know in Las Vegas of all places

Planes crash...boats sink. ;)

Have a great time MJ. :beer:

Has anyone ever met an MB member before?...friends not included.

Vanilla and Merkaba did if im correct

Nope. *stalks David*

My wife belongs to the 'badmothers club' forum. She meets up loads of times...usually in Blackpool, at my expense. :(

Lespaul...that must have been weird.

Mike...I will kill you. :)

^ You Lack the the aural complexity to kill me :).
Besides I'm a lv. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Sea Monster. *is still stalking Right- Track*