Guys... serious (fan, Kiss, Polish, quote)

bruise_violet · 08-02-2006, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabbagabba_hey

my boytoy has a mustach or "bumfluff" thing going on

i dont like it........

Girl tell him to get rid.

Barnard17 · 08-02-2006, 09:23 PM

Sorry, your boytoy? You're 13, is he like 10?

Laces Out Dan! · 08-02-2006, 09:24 PM

The only time a mustache suits someone well is when they're wearing dark sunglasses in a public pool hottub staring at yougn children

Barnard17 · 08-02-2006, 09:26 PM

Actually. When I'm 30, I'm going for something of a Lemmy handlebars. But that's because handlebars are awesome on a mature man.

Laces Out Dan! · 08-02-2006, 09:27 PM

Handlebars seem like its a message to someone that you want to fight them..

Reznorslave · 08-02-2006, 09:32 PM

Yeah, who was that dude in Mike Tyson's Punchout with that handlebars?

TheBig3 · 08-02-2006, 09:44 PM

Its going to suck and be ugly as holy hell. Don't bother.

And whats with the trashing facial hair. I have a beard, the ladies dig it.

sleepy jack · 08-02-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Its going to suck and be ugly as holy hell. Don't bother.

And whats with the trashing facial hair. I have a beard, the ladies dig it.

You're also um, 24? Somewhere around there. On some high school kid, its just gross looking.

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-02-2006, 11:07 PM

I'm 32 and still couldn't grow a proper one, I think I have asian beard syndrome

Not that I would want to anyway.........................unless I was cast in a retro porn film

DontRunMeOver · 08-03-2006, 07:48 AM

When I reach the age of 30 I'm going to grow me a big Russian beard. It will automatically give everything I say the added gravitas which is currently lacking. Look at the people through history who had big beards:

Socrates
Plato
Dostoyesky
Alfred the Great
Genghis Khan
Abraham Lincoln
God
Zeus

Common theme? They all kicked ass and they all had/have beards.

Don't go for a moustache. Why not? Think who sported top-lip warmers.

Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Saddam Hussein
Tom Selleck
Margaret Thatcher

That's right. Evil, evil, detestable men.

08-02-2006, 09:23 PM	#22 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Sorry, your boytoy? You're 13, is he like 10? __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-02-2006, 09:24 PM	#23 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	The only time a mustache suits someone well is when they're wearing dark sunglasses in a public pool hottub staring at yougn children __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

08-02-2006, 09:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Actually. When I'm 30, I'm going for something of a Lemmy handlebars. But that's because handlebars are awesome on a mature man. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-02-2006, 09:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Handlebars seem like its a message to someone that you want to fight them.. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

08-02-2006, 09:32 PM	#26 (permalink)
Reznorslave The Perfect Drug Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: A Warm Place Posts: 287	Yeah, who was that dude in Mike Tyson's Punchout with that handlebars? __________________ I still recall the taste of your tears Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore Scraping through my head till I don't want to sleep Anymore

08-02-2006, 09:44 PM	#27 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Its going to suck and be ugly as holy hell. Don't bother. And whats with the trashing facial hair. I have a beard, the ladies dig it. __________________ I've moved to a new address

08-02-2006, 11:07 PM	#29 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I'm 32 and still couldn't grow a proper one, I think I have asian beard syndrome Not that I would want to anyway.........................unless I was cast in a retro porn film