Hahaha nice idea.

Once my old neighbour yelled at me for climbing into a bush when I was a kid, but the bush was in MY garden, and he was staring at me from his window for ages. I was like 7 years old :(

haha

My friend's neighbours always give out about them being too loud. One time they got back from hols to find that they had been giving out about noise. THere had been no-one in the bloody house.

Yeah, I know weirdos. Its a very weird place where I live! That's my excuse anyways...

There's a kid, in my year again, whose a huge Harry Potter fanatic and he's well quiet and that, he speaks once in a blue moon. But every now and again he'll whisper 'kill the evil snowmen' underneath his breath...

I once went to a pond, it was full of tardies. But there was one man, who topped them all. He went out to swim, and when his dog followed him into the water, he panicked. Of course, dogs can't swim? So then when he saw his friend swimming along, he ran out of the water and yelled [insert tard-twang here] OH JESUS LORD, MY DOG CAN SWIM! I MUST BE BLESSED! IT'S A MIRACLE, A MIRACLE I TELL YOU! And this went on for a few minutes.

hahahaha. We don't get that many insane people in Ireland. At least, the average person isn't that much less crazy than a maniac, so maybe I don't notice the difference...

There is this woman who hangs around the train station and goes on buses, who drinks all day and shouts abuse at everyone, but that's all I can really think of.

Once knew a lad who changed his name by deed poll, to Zoom Interesting.
He used to turn up at my flat (when I was single) with a guitar and sit in my living room noodling away, in complete silence...then leave.

=)) I would have died if you said he had pinched your cheeks too.