riseagainstrocks |
09-05-2006 03:47 PM |
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Originally Posted by H.I.M
Go screw yourself Raine
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is H.I.M. You might recognize me for my naivete' and poor grammar skills in the MusicBanter forum. I want to tell you how I met Satan.
One day at school, this bully was teasing me for my Linkin Park hoodie. I didn't understand because they were THE coolest band ever. I mean, everyone hates their family right? What kind of person loves them? But anyway, he called me all sorts of names. And then called my blue hair ***! I mean, I think I speak for everyone when I say blue hair is the best hair.
But anyway, my 12 sister has been reading Wiccan books in her spare time when she's not listening to Evanescence. So I took one. And discovered Satan. He listens to my problems. Everynight I pray. To Satan. The best thing is, I shocked my dad. Now he thinks I have the power of hell! AWESOME! Satan showed me some really cool music to listen to. People will think it's dark and heavy. I like H.I.M. because he talks about cutting and depression. Being 14 is so hard. It's very depressing to have to go to school and learn so I don't end up broke and homeless. I just want to write about dying birds and the cold in my soul!
I also listen to death metal. Like GWAR. Man, they are so cool. I love Satan. And H.I.M. Now excuse me, I have to go posture on the internet that I'll communicate with a non-temporeal diety that if he were a creature based in reality, he wouldn't do anything for me anyway because I'm a fat, mal-adjusted Mallgoth.
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