Anonymous Confessions (house, quote)

DearJenny · 09-03-2006, 10:49 PM

I spilled water on the family laptop and just said it stopped working. They believed me.

~~bungalow~~ · 09-03-2006, 10:50 PM

email these you jerk offs.

~~bungalow~~ · 09-03-2006, 10:51 PM

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I have connections in the Puerto Rican mafia and if I wished it, I could have someone killed.

I said I'd post 'em all, even the ones that sound like bull sh*t

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one time i shot a potato gun into a house, and it caught an old ladies wig on fire. ive also had massive fanatsies about ethan and beach houses.

Raine · 09-03-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

I said I'd post 'em all, even the ones that sound like bull sh*t

The first one was HIM
and the second one was you

~~bungalow~~ · 09-03-2006, 10:55 PM

I don't know about the first one, but the second one was not me. Good try.

~~bungalow~~ · 09-03-2006, 10:56 PM

The person who confessed to stealing money from bins at work is the same person who sent the puerto rican mafia e mail.

Raine · 09-03-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

The person who confessed to stealing money from bins at work is the same person who sent the puerto rican mafia e mail.

and HIM's too smart to steal stuff. damn.

~~bungalow~~ · 09-03-2006, 10:57 PM

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I like to jack off to pictures of girls in the member picture gallery...on the younger side some-exotic-booze for instance. For a few months now ive been carrying on a romance with a woman from there from another country we like to cyber. I just needed to get this off my chest.

THIS JUST IN!

sleepy jack · 09-03-2006, 10:58 PM

Thats soooo urban.

I wanna know who has fantasies about me.

Raine · 09-03-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

Thats soooo urban.

I wanna know who has fantasies about me.

Urban has better taste than that I'm sure.

09-03-2006, 10:49 PM	#41 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	I spilled water on the family laptop and just said it stopped working. They believed me. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

09-03-2006, 10:50 PM	#42 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	email these you jerk offs.

09-03-2006, 10:55 PM	#45 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	I don't know about the first one, but the second one was not me. Good try.

09-03-2006, 10:56 PM	#46 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	The person who confessed to stealing money from bins at work is the same person who sent the puerto rican mafia e mail.