Anonymous Confessions (American, track, quote, memories)

DearJenny · 09-04-2006, 10:34 PM

You know what, so am I.

Raine · 09-04-2006, 11:11 PM

I've got another confession which I'm not too ashamed of but is a little embarassing i suppose.

I just partied with my grandmom. I think the high light of it all was watching her more or less grind with some bartender.
And the thing I am ashamed of now that I think about it is she is married and older than I and seeing way more action than I am.

There's gotta be some rule against this sorta thing.

sleepy jack · 09-04-2006, 11:13 PM

Isn't this an ANONYMOUS confessions thread?

Laces Out Dan! · 09-04-2006, 11:13 PM

Yeah Raine, shut your whorish mouth!

MoonlitSunshine · 09-05-2006, 11:52 AM

Good god. There are some straange people on this forum, even if they were made up...

~~bungalow~~ · 09-05-2006, 02:46 PM

Wow, we got some good ones lately.

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I left my best friend alone at a party of about 150 strangers to have sex with my fiance in my car.

And I'm constantly having sex without any protection but I tell my friends I am because I dont want them giving me bull****. I think pulling out is fairly effective until I can go on birth control.

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I got moved up a couple of grades at school because I got real high scores in all of the tests. The real reason I got such high scores was that my History teacher, Mr. O'Shea, was giving me answer sheets for all the tests in return for favors.

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Last December I ODed on aspirin and IB prophen[sp]. The only reason I'm not dead is because the aspirin made throw up all night. I'm not one the mopey members so you won't be able to guess who this is.

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I once got imvolved in a drug deal to provide a large amount of marijauna, worth a serious amount of money to an offshore location.
I was to provide a carrier to deliver the stuff given to me by some serious individuals.
The people I chose to deliver had the stuff in the wheel trims of a car.
I got a phone call saying the car had been stolen outside a bar tthe night before iot was to be delivered.
Straight away I knew they lied and intended to keep the stuff to sell themselves.
I contacted serious people to deal with them hoping they would believe me.
It ended with one of the carriers getting shot in the leg and to this day still see him limping around.
I feel guilty,but it was him or me.

swim · 09-05-2006, 03:03 PM

Wow.

Laces Out Dan! · 09-05-2006, 03:49 PM

Favours like youd suck ****?

Ma Cherie · 09-05-2006, 04:41 PM

anything new in? cause i want to here more of whats being said..., these people are twisted

littleknowitall · 09-05-2006, 04:52 PM

I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold.

my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it.

I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better.

09-04-2006, 10:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,334	You know what, so am I. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

09-04-2006, 11:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,519	I've got another confession which I'm not too ashamed of but is a little embarassing i suppose. I just partied with my grandmom. I think the high light of it all was watching her more or less grind with some bartender. And the thing I am ashamed of now that I think about it is she is married and older than I and seeing way more action than I am. There's gotta be some rule against this sorta thing. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

09-04-2006, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,594	Yeah Raine, shut your whorish mouth! __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

09-05-2006, 11:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,097	Good god. There are some straange people on this forum, even if they were made up... __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

09-05-2006, 03:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,145	Wow. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

09-05-2006, 03:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,594	Favours like youd suck ****? __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

09-05-2006, 04:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ma Cherie The Forums Sadistic Ghost Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beyond midnight, in the abyss of time, the syren in the night Posts: 455	anything new in? cause i want to here more of whats being said..., these people are twisted __________________ I'm not a freak on a leash, I'm just the freak holding the leash. http://www.myspace.com/yukiko_mori

09-05-2006, 04:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,673	I don't think i'm going to be made very welcome in the local pizza houe anymore because the other night i left all my clothes in the pub and went to order pizza on the condition someone bought me a few more pints in as i'd ran out of money, luckily someone threw me some underwear half way through the order, my nads were getting cold. my mum thinks my cat died of old age but i used to try and make it smoke pot for novelty purposes which i'm pretty sure might have had something to do with it. I'd make these anonymous but i'm not that ashamed and this is all i can come up with as of now, i must have done something better.

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