Spike*Spiegel

"10 things idiots do on Myspace"
Body: ok, ok, we don't have 25,000 friends, so are we still ok? No? awww man!!!



ONE
W.A.K.E.U.P.
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded. (Dee, dee, dee....)


FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who the hell cares?
ITS FREAKING MYSPACE!!!


SIX
Who really gives **** if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th and 7th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON