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Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 02:06 PM

WOMEN! Will you give me advice? What is best: small and pink or big and brown?
 
right,

help me choose a shed.

http://www.barbarabutler.com/linpha/...th%20bench.jpg

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/readers...E61723B5B8.jpg




clean cut

http://www.mhennessy.f9.co.uk/shed/shed.jpg


or natural?

http://starvedartists.com/stores/images/medium/2445.jpg

aren't sheds great

MoonlitSunshine 09-24-2006 02:22 PM

Shedface

right-track 09-24-2006 02:28 PM

Not at all keen on the first and last.
The last looks far too natural, to the point of dilapidated and the first is definitely effeminate...borderline gay.

The one in the middle is plain, but nothing a lick of paint wouldn't cure.
It has a larger capacity than your other choices, ideal for storage or developing a hobby. i.e; woodcraft.

A garden shed is a must have for any lad in his early teens, interested in developing a sex life. Aaaaaah the memories. :)
Sheds are ace!

The middle one...

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

The middle one...
heh

there're four sheds.


I like the gay one. I'm going to buy it and put a toilet in it.

i might even put it in my house

right-track 09-24-2006 02:33 PM

What's wrong with the middle one? :(

It has a solid foundation, that will last years.
It has an outside light, ideal for night time forays.
It's even alarmed man!

Jeeesssuuuus.

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 289847)
What's wrong with the middle one? :(

THERE ARE FOUR SHEDS!

F.O.U.R

right-track 09-24-2006 02:38 PM

Your tripping man...I see 3!!!
Unless you count the gay dog kennel?

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 02:42 PM

diss my gay shed.

you.in.trouble. it might be fairly small, but there's plenty of room inside for one dismembered, gay shed disser. and the purple will disguise the blood.

right-track 09-24-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree (Post 289851)
diss my gay shed.

you.in.trouble. it might be fairly small, but there's plenty of room inside for one dismembered, gay shed disser

Les, your taste in sheds is atrocious.
You clearly wouldn't know a decent shed, if one fell on your soft southern head. :bringit:

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 02:49 PM

look at this!

look!

look!

http://www.cabanavillage.com/i/StandardA.jpg

It's like a little house, but in the garden. i could have a hedgehog 'flap' and keep a badger on a leash.

right-track 09-24-2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree (Post 289853)
look at this!

look!

look!

http://www.cabanavillage.com/i/StandardA.jpg

It's like a little house, but in the garden. i could have a hedgehog 'flap' and keep a badger on a leash.

*drools*

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 02:54 PM

get your tanks off my lawn!

swim 09-24-2006 03:05 PM

Lawl at this thread.

tdoc210 09-24-2006 03:42 PM

aww sheds are fun to fiddle about in

DontRunMeOver 09-24-2006 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree (Post 289853)
http://www.cabanavillage.com/i/StandardA.jpg

It's like a little house, but in the garden. i could have a hedgehog 'flap' and keep a badger on a leash.

That shed is friggin' ace.

Don't do the badger and leash thing though. Badgers are more cunning and deadly than you may give them credit for.

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 05:09 PM

yes

badgers are indeed ferocious. a badger once bit my leg off and sold it for drugs.

DontRunMeOver 09-24-2006 05:09 PM

Fucking badgers.

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 05:12 PM

damn straight.

Barnard17 09-24-2006 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver (Post 289879)
Fucking badgers.

This is the shed thread, we don't need to hear about your hobbies!

Lesbian crime spree 09-24-2006 05:38 PM

unless he does it in the pink shed.

it's ok, as long as it's in the badger fucking shed.

Ensemble 09-24-2006 09:21 PM

Not quite sure why you needed womens' advice for this one....
I would chose anyone but the homo*** one.

Mr Sensitive 09-25-2006 05:44 AM

Nothing makes a bigger statement about your manhood like a good ol' shed.

MoonlitSunshine 09-25-2006 11:21 AM

The bigger the shed, the better the man?

Mr Sensitive 09-25-2006 02:02 PM

Mhmm, if you can, get a purple shed, because purple = bad motherfucker.

TrampInaTux 09-26-2006 12:09 AM

I think you should choose the first one... but ONLY if it comes with that dog kennel aswell. If not, then no deal.

MoonlitSunshine 09-26-2006 10:43 AM

Haha yeah purple is THE best colour out there!

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-26-2006 11:10 AM

http://www.photonhunter.co.uk/~art/tardis/P0001720.JPG

:o:

MoonlitSunshine 09-26-2006 11:12 AM

hehehe. Yep, a tardis would be nice...

right-track 09-26-2006 11:18 AM

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I knew it!!!
Attachment 2043
This aint no garden shed Lesbo...it's a gay tardis.

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-26-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 290241)
I knew it!!!
Attachment 2043
This aint no garden shed Lesbo...it's a gay tardis.

I never thought I would ever use this sentence in my entire life......

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/6doctor1.jpg
Wow it matches his coat

MoonlitSunshine 09-26-2006 11:25 AM

uhh...... NOt really. In fact, it clashes horribly.


And no, I'm not ***, despite how it may seem...

right-track 09-26-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 290244)
uhh...... NOt really. In fact, it clashes horribly.


And no, I'm not ***, despite how it may seem...

It doesn't clash... it contrasts.

Tasteless + tasteless = tasteless.
It's all the same.

Urban Hat€monger ? 09-26-2006 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 290246)
It doesn't clash... it contrasts.

Tasteless + tasteless = tasteless.
It's all the same.

Enough about his coat & his acting

What about the shed?

MoonlitSunshine 09-26-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 290246)
It doesn't clash... it contrasts.

Tasteless + tasteless = tasteless.
It's all the same.

I disagree. It more like

tasteless X Tasteless = Tasteless squared

It's a tasteless amount worse than tasteless


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