Orgins of MB (members, track, quote, band, Computer)

mosesandtherubberducky · 11-28-2005, 07:36 PM

since my other thread for this was spammed to hell here is the story of music banter told by...me! Voice by Morgan Freedman

Once upon a time there was an elephant...yes an elephant because those don’t get mentioned that much. This elephant had a dream and it wasn’t for equal rights because this elephant was a bastard of an elephant. Anyways the dream this elephant had was to make a game called “Who stole my candy corn”. Well the big game companies thought that it sucked so much ass that they which included the CEO of Square-Enix decided to turn the elephant into a fat, short, boy that wore glasses...and was nerdy...very nerdy...did I mention that this boy who shall be called the most uni-sexual name in the world which is Taylor is nerdy? Okay back to the story at hand. Taylor loved to play video games but sucked at Runescape just because well the game has no real point to it and the people on there think that Yoda is real...those poor, poor souls. Okay so he played Runescape and thought “how pwnage would it be to talk about this dumb game?”. Well to his demise there was already something for that called...A FORUM...Taylor thought well I do love music too (not good music but he had the sound track from all the Mario games on mix tapes). So he set out with his trusty HTML coding book and Linux computer because with Linux you can rule the world right after you update your kernal. Anyways...ah yes he set out and created this hideous beast called Newgrounds.com and sold it to a hobo who is now rich and still not famous. Then he decided to try to make a damn forum like he wanted to in the first place. He made one it took him four lightsabers 3 D-20 die and a hell of a lot of Mountain Dew he made a not so hideous beast that had an odd fetish for the color blue. He affectionately named his love child Music Banter because he really didn’t know what else to name it. This love child of Taylor and a level 28 Elvan ranger had some problems that were called “bandwith problems” but the hideous child is doing well with its 8,078 members in which only like 75 of them actually get on and conversate about almost anything but music.

Now that you have wasted the time to read this tell me what you think

madeinNY · 11-28-2005, 07:41 PM

It's very funny and good job.

~~bungalow~~ · 11-28-2005, 07:47 PM

If your grammar was better I bet it would be very nice ...............................I know......Alex is a grammar Nazi

Merkaba · 11-29-2005, 12:58 AM

A good piece of light hearted humour...

...but boy have I heard some dribble in my life time.

DontRunMeOver · 11-29-2005, 02:12 AM

Nice story, although I'm surprised you managed to get Morgan Freeman in on the project. Are you sure it wasn't Alistair McGowan doing a poor impersonation?

mosesandtherubberducky · 11-29-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

Nice story, although I'm surprised you managed to get Morgan Freeman in on the project. Are you sure it wasn't Alistair McGowan doing a poor impersonation?

No, it was Morgan Freeman we colaborated on the main character was going to be an elephant or a monkey or a paper duck... he was so set on that damn duck

Zezima · 11-30-2005, 03:40 PM

Levi you got to much time, that's free......
This is Ryan fyi, new name.

mosesandtherubberducky · 11-30-2005, 04:00 PM

hey man that took me 5 minutes...if only lit. papers would come that easily

MoonlitSunshine · 10-24-2006, 11:59 AM

Hahaha. Yeah, it's pretty good, and it sucks the way when it comes to writing about useless things you can just come up with something like that, but you can't for homework, I have the same problem...

MURDER JUNKIE · 10-24-2006, 03:01 PM

This thread is a year old

Why? WHY?? WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY????????

11-28-2005, 07:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	Orgins of MB since my other thread for this was spammed to hell here is the story of music banter told by...me! Voice by Morgan Freedman Once upon a time there was an elephant...yes an elephant because those don’t get mentioned that much. This elephant had a dream and it wasn’t for equal rights because this elephant was a bastard of an elephant. Anyways the dream this elephant had was to make a game called “Who stole my candy corn”. Well the big game companies thought that it sucked so much ass that they which included the CEO of Square-Enix decided to turn the elephant into a fat, short, boy that wore glasses...and was nerdy...very nerdy...did I mention that this boy who shall be called the most uni-sexual name in the world which is Taylor is nerdy? Okay back to the story at hand. Taylor loved to play video games but sucked at Runescape just because well the game has no real point to it and the people on there think that Yoda is real...those poor, poor souls. Okay so he played Runescape and thought “how pwnage would it be to talk about this dumb game?”. Well to his demise there was already something for that called...A FORUM...Taylor thought well I do love music too (not good music but he had the sound track from all the Mario games on mix tapes). So he set out with his trusty HTML coding book and Linux computer because with Linux you can rule the world right after you update your kernal. Anyways...ah yes he set out and created this hideous beast called Newgrounds.com and sold it to a hobo who is now rich and still not famous. Then he decided to try to make a damn forum like he wanted to in the first place. He made one it took him four lightsabers 3 D-20 die and a hell of a lot of Mountain Dew he made a not so hideous beast that had an odd fetish for the color blue. He affectionately named his love child Music Banter because he really didn’t know what else to name it. This love child of Taylor and a level 28 Elvan ranger had some problems that were called “bandwith problems” but the hideous child is doing well with its 8,078 members in which only like 75 of them actually get on and conversate about almost anything but music. Now that you have wasted the time to read this tell me what you think __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

11-28-2005, 07:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
madeinNY [[la de da diddy da]] Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY...duh. Posts: 444	It's very funny and good job. __________________ I cleared out my PM box...I promise. lol

11-29-2005, 12:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	A good piece of light hearted humour... ...but boy have I heard some dribble in my life time. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

11-30-2005, 04:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	hey man that took me 5 minutes...if only lit. papers would come that easily __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

10-24-2006, 11:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	Hahaha. Yeah, it's pretty good, and it sucks the way when it comes to writing about useless things you can just come up with something like that, but you can't for homework, I have the same problem... __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

11-28-2005, 07:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	If your grammar was better I bet it would be very nice ...............................I know......Alex is a grammar Nazi

11-29-2005, 02:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
DontRunMeOver They call me Tundra Boy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In your linen cupboard. Posts: 1,166	Nice story, although I'm surprised you managed to get Morgan Freeman in on the project. Are you sure it wasn't Alistair McGowan doing a poor impersonation?

11-30-2005, 03:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zezima What should I type here?? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ATL, GA Posts: 61	Levi you got to much time, that's free...... This is Ryan fyi, new name.

10-24-2006, 03:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	This thread is a year old Why? WHY?? WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY????????