The Three Wise Men
 

Post questions here for: Urban, Right-Track and Murder Junkie

They say that with age comes wisdom and between the three of us we almost have a century, fire away

how does one successfully quit smoking

You don't, nobody likes a quitter

umm

whats the best way to get find a good woman?

There`s no such thing

You`ll just have to make do with several average ones

why, despite your ages, are you still inferior to me in your wisdom?

search for a woman with all of my good qualities:
horny (always)
smart (half the time)
athletic (as necessary)
doesn't fret about much
doesn't make the bed while you're still in it.
likes sports as much as you
can cook (or at least knows how to use a microwave)

and that's about it.

damn...searched google but came up empty.
*the search continues*

You?

:laughing: