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MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 03:24 PM
The Three Wise Men
 
Post questions here for: Urban, Right-Track and Murder Junkie

They say that with age comes wisdom and between the three of us we almost have a century, fire away

Raine 10-30-2006 03:27 PM
how does one successfully quit smoking

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 03:27 PM
You don't, nobody likes a quitter

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raine (Post 299554)
how does one successfully quit smoking
umm

[MERIT] 10-30-2006 03:41 PM
whats the best way to get find a good woman?

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 03:42 PM
There`s no such thing

You`ll just have to make do with several average ones

Sneer 10-30-2006 03:43 PM
why, despite your ages, are you still inferior to me in your wisdom?

Raine 10-30-2006 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 299585)
whats the best way to get find a good woman?
search for a woman with all of my good qualities:
horny (always)
smart (half the time)
athletic (as necessary)
doesn't fret about much
doesn't make the bed while you're still in it.
likes sports as much as you
can cook (or at least knows how to use a microwave)

and that's about it.

[MERIT] 10-30-2006 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raine (Post 299591)
search for a woman with all of my good qualities:
horny (always)
smart (half the time)
athletic (as necessary)
doesn't fret about much
doesn't make the bed while you're still in it.
likes sports as much as you
can cook (or at least knows how to use a microwave)

and that's about it.
damn...searched google but came up empty.
*the search continues*

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raine (Post 299591)
search for a woman with all of my good qualities:

doesn't fret about much
You?

:laughing:

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oojay (Post 299585)
whats the best way to get find a good woman?
Find one that is mute ;)

Raine 10-30-2006 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 299593)
You?

:laughing:
i'm an artist of sorts. i don't fret about too much of anything. I just don't care enough.

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LedZepStu (Post 299589)
why, despite your ages, are you still inferior to me in your wisdom?

Impossible, combined we have just eclipsed the status of: Jedi

Mr Sensitive 10-30-2006 03:50 PM
The perfect woman is not any of the following.

Wiccan
Emo
Alcoholic
Vegitarian
Lesbian with double E breasts who is hungry for some cunt

I'm a genius.

Sneer 10-30-2006 03:51 PM
yeah..but im god?

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive (Post 299606)
The perfect woman is not any of the following.

Wiccan
Emo
Alcoholic
Vegitarian
Lesbian with double E breasts who is hungry for some cunt

I'm a genius.
:(

What is wrong with veggies, three wise ones?

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 03:59 PM
Smellier farts

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:00 PM
Hahahaha

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 04:00 PM
They are pale and look sick, inevitably they always try to covert you

STAY AWAY FROM VEGITARIANS!!!!

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:02 PM
Am I pale and sick looking? :(

I fully am, you can see my cheekbones too clearly.

Mr Sensitive 10-30-2006 04:05 PM
BEGONE VEGGIE!

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:06 PM
To make up for it, I am easy.

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 04:07 PM
The worst part about women vegitarians is:

After a long day of work do you really think that you are going to come home to a nice big fat steak on the table for you?? It'll be some gross tofu sh!t, you will never eat well again

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:07 PM
Cook for yourself!

Another question, why big tits?

Mr Sensitive 10-30-2006 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299627)
To make up for it, I am easy.
You're right, that does make up for it. Just don't break wind.

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299630)
Cook for yourself!

Cook for yourself defeats the purpose of finding a good woman

Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299630)
Another question, why big tits?
Does this question really need to be answered?? I will answer it however : CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299630)
Cook for yourself!

Another question, why big tits?
Eh

I like ALL tits

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:21 PM
MJ your avatar has droopy tits :(

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 04:22 PM
Back on topic, make with the questions

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:26 PM
Best clothes for a girl to wear?

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 04:27 PM
ankle long tight skirt & really tight white shirt with a black bra under it & high heels

:love:

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:28 PM
Someone likes school...

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 04:29 PM
nahh not like that, I was thinking more of the power trip thing.
I like a dominant woman :D

more something like this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/torchwood/asset.../toshiko01.jpg

Mr Sensitive 10-30-2006 04:30 PM
Nerd. :P

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:30 PM
Aaa slutty secretary.

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299643)
Best clothes for a girl to wear?
None at all

Mr Sensitive 10-30-2006 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299643)
Best clothes for a girl to wear?
Have you ever seen Return Of The Jedi...

MURDER JUNKIE 10-30-2006 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bruise_violet (Post 299643)
Best clothes for a girl to wear?
Or this:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...taVonTeese.jpg

bruise_violet 10-30-2006 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 299655)
LOVE IT!

My new cat shoes are a no-no then? :(

Urban Hat€monger ? 10-30-2006 04:39 PM
Well they might spoil the mood a little :laughing:


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