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Old 12-09-2006, 05:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OMG, YOU GUYS, I JUST GOT THIS E-MAIL *is so excited*

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Dear Friend,
I will like to invest in your country. I am Martins William Duncan from Liberia,the son of Michael Duncan, former Minister of Mines and Industry. Our both parents were killed in the Liberia war. Our Father deposited trunk box containing 33.6 Million U.S Dollars with Global Security and Finance Company in Ghana, for safe keeping and before his death he instructed that I should
claim it to look after my only sister and my self.

My sister and I are now in Accra Ghana-West Africa, to notify claims of the fund. We intend to invest this money abroad, hence my contacting you to advise us how best we can invest this money in your country. For your assistance I offer 20% of the money to you. We have all the vital documents covering the deposit fund and the ownership which I can send on request.

Please send your direct phone and fax numbers for more information on your reply.
Please send your reply to this email address:duncanmartins@yahoo.com
Thank you very much for the anticipated acceptance while I expect your prompt

response.

Best Regards,
Duncan William.
He says his name is Duncan, I mean, that sounds pretty trustworthy...plus, like, noone would lie about their parents being killed in a war just to make a few bob right? Oh man, this is the break I've been waiting for you guys, and it's so easy too....haha...suckers...20% of 30 million....that's gotta be like....a lot of money...and shit...
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol... i get these all the time
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WOW it`s actually possible to enlarge my penis WITHOUT surgery !!!!!!!
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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WOW it`s actually possible to enlarge my penis WITHOUT surgery !!!!!!!
WHAT?!?! OMG?!?! CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?!?!?*ORGASMS*
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And when I do get this larger penis apparently russian sluts are waiting to suck me off
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Old 12-10-2006, 09:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2006, 09:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I can increase my breast size in 2 weeks.

And it goes in the trash
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Old 12-10-2006, 09:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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And when I do get this larger penis apparently russian sluts are waiting to suck me off
Where are they waiting? Do they sit in an office, wondering when you're going to arrive for your sucking off?

"This is your 3rd reminder. Olga is still waiting to suck you off."
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Old 12-10-2006, 09:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^ same here by just getting a new bra
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^ same here by just getting a new bra
I got one telling me I could get boobs like Pam Anderson with a presciption.
The glitch was I had to pay them like 120 bucks.
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