An ETHICAL question
 

If me and my housemates were to STEAL STONEHENDGE (yes, THE stonehendge... all them big rocks out in the middle of nowhere) on a winter's night, would that make us:


Bad

or

Brilliant?


Answers please!

How do you plan on transporting them? Doesnt each stone way upwards of 100 tons or so?

Using stealth JCBs. Stonehendge is about 100 metres from a dual carriageway, so if you get a couple of big, metal sided trucks for carrying the stones and a couple more for transporting some cranes to move the stones into the others trucks, you could have them moved in about half an hour and then head off down the main road.

Get everybody to work wearing night-vision goggles and make sure there aren't any pagan festivals on and you're well away!

A bunch of students getting up early in the morning to do heavy lifting?



:laughing:

I'd say mad, yet brilliant.

Getting up early? We'd get drunk and then go there at 3 am. We could dump the stones in a little chef carpark.

You'd never make it. The New Age travellers would lynch you from the nearest tree.

Anyway...isn't it fenced off these days?

Bad. And moronic.

have fun in jail

It would be a kick ass gift...

''What did you get for your birthday?''
''stone henge.''
''Like a remodel? Hoe err nice...''
''nah, the real stone henge'' -shows backyard-

Pleaaase steal stone henge for me!

do it.

If you can pull it off then I say go for it. Do they have security guarding them?

absolutely genious. *takes off hat to you*

no offense drmo
but this is really lame
its liek im bored.. so im gonna go knock down a pyramide which took a lifetime to build.
kthannx

Oh c'mon it'll never happen, plus they have no proof stonehenge was important to anything, it's just a large load of giant stones put together in a circle, i mean there are many theories but there's no one who can prove it wasn't made to look like a giant bum hole, it's hardly a pyramid.

CELTSSSSSSSSSSSSS biznatch

Come again o.0 ??? I'm just saying, to watch a bunch of randoms actually manage to shift stone henge i'd be well impressed, it'd be hillarious.

It would be hilarious between you, your friends, and this website for a while, but then it would suck, because you'd get caught.

Edit: and maybe extremely hilarious if you posted pictures on the internet.

DRMO being arrested for kidnapping stone henge, even more funny. :D

Hypothetical question?

Either way the answer is... both.

DRMO...is this some kind of "student" question?

Brilliant.
But that's from someone with a love of beating the system.

Would you return it? I mean it a piece of history...Couldn't we just dance naked in the middle of it under the moonlight like good old pagans? :D

You should replace it with something else while you're at it.

Like a giant santa clause :D

I think replacing it with a full-scale inflatable replica of stonehendge would be quite nice.

"On the news today, struck by a strong gust of wind, three of the stones at stonehendge blew away."

Or maybe just steal one stone, one of the little ones, and cover all of the tracks up. See how long it takes them to notice it's gone.

no. steal the stones, hollow them out, hide midegets inside of them, replace the stones, then watch as the wee people terrorize tourists.

Lol :laughing:

But we could still dance naked in the moonlight right?

I was hoping they`d be crushed by a dwarf :(

I guess, I mean if you dont mind dancing with midgets and all.

That would be sweeeet.

I've actually done that believe it or not, I was clothed though. And he was wearing a tux.

HAHAHAHA. This has to be one of the best threads ever.

I say DO IT! I once stole a community college bench in broad daylight. It was a rush. Silly comm college. Well I didnt even touch it. I just had the only vehicle out of all my friends that could transport it. Not stone hedge, but a good start. I'm planning on knocking out part of the great wall of china next.

... ok since when is destroying historical artifacts fun.
i can see burning a goverment building
or eating in the school library and elaving crumbs,
\and stealing library books

...just tag some radical message instead.

I like to switch brail bathroom signs at public restrooms. Im a sick sick man:laughing:

Some janitor hates you because he has to clean piss out of the sink in the woman's bathroom.

Its hilarious b/c old blind guys go in the womens bathroom and the women start yelling b/c theres a guy in there, but then the old blind guys start yelling at the women to "get the f**k out of my bathroom!":laughing:

Leave the Historical landmarks alone, a friend of mine is a Graphic Designer and he creates large penis stickers and strategically places them on billboards. He is a true visionary and assesses the untampered canvas to determine the angle of the dangle then he will surf porn until he finds his perfect penis, he then creates a large sticker and voila!! everyone in my city has a snicker on the way to work

^That is absolute genius and such a cultural phenomenon should be spread, I'll see what I can do in Brum.

that just plain crazy, how'd you get them iback up later, besisde don't they have security gurads or something around it anyway???

my vote absolutely idiotic