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Old 05-25-2004, 10:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking "english" signs found in foreign countries

-To move cabin, push wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each should press a number of wishing flood. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
-Belgrade hotel elivator

-Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
-Swiss restaurant menu

-Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roast duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion
-Polish hotel menu

-You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
-Japanese hotel

-Please leave your values at the front desk.
-Paris hotel elivator

-The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
-Yugoslavian hotel

-Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily
-Athens hotel

-The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable
-Bucharest hotel lobby

-Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-Zurich hotel
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Old 06-19-2004, 04:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha...this is one of those lost threads....I found it! Its is like a treasure, a really fun thread, damn im sorry I missed it.
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Old 06-20-2004, 12:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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^ glad you enjoyed it go to www.engrish.com it has a ton of pics of really hilarious signs from all over the world, but mostly japan.
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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-Zurich hotel


LOL!
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Old 12-14-2006, 11:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Fucking.
Christ.

You bump a very old thread just to say LOL!?
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Old 12-14-2006, 11:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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No to quote something funny and make myself laugh..

Whats the problem?
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Old 12-14-2006, 05:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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-Please leave your values at the front desk.
-Paris hotel elivator

-Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
-Zurich hotel
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Fucking.
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You bump a very old thread just to say LOL!?
dude, it's a thread made by me, therefore it's ok
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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The only thread worth bumping by you is this one.

http://musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=1185
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i remember when this was made, i just never looked not i can't stop laugthing
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