ATTN: Ethan
 

I love you.

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Ethan Appreciation thread
 

Lets all appreciate Ethan by saying how much we wanna f*ck him.

Discuss

that avatars almost as ridicolous as a giant roflcoptor

Isn't it beautiful?

This is possibly the greatest thing in existence.

I'd fuck him.

:yikes: it's gone!

I'm not sure how to respond

:( big3 said it's too big.

Big3 is such a fun hating bastard.

Aw mang:(

sorry folks, but theres a line. We don't let anyone else have them that big. Theres a reason for it.

The only thing i'd touch you with is the barrel of a gun, so its probably best you don't respond at all.

Are you ****ing kidding me, that thing was a god damn circus. Adidass's country isn't even that big.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder.

I was kidding.

And man if you're going to judge by sizes by adidasss's country all our avatars would have to be the size between these quotation marks. ""

^ it's alright. You'd probably do it the good old fashioned american way. which is to shoot until you finally hit something.

Oh Ethan, you turn me on when you're violent:o:

that woulf addiass woul be this big in real life you cant see it

Or I could do it the asian way and not hit anything at all.

god this redundent, im glad i wore my condom

wtf?

Ethan, this is nearly the stupidest thread i've ever seen

Fuck you scott, this ones for me.

he's high, ignore him.

i wanna seeeee.

Sorry that was funny as ****
But yeah I loves Ethan, not enough to give him his own thread though, could get dangerous.

You know, I just read that American soldiers have the second best military accuracy in the world when it comes to small arms fire, who are we second to? The Canadians.

Theres all of 3 Canadian soldiers so they have to have good aim.

Ethan.

Stop being so vain.

I merged my threads.

Keep kissing ass bitches.

Fuck you spinning, you're just jealous.

And your point is?

:(

Lets not fight.

/drops pants

And the best when it comes to 'friendly' fire.

i remeber when britain wa sall like argh, and then like india was liek wtf, and britain was like argh, and india was like secession, and then britains like no, and indias liek yeah well seceded through peace

Well we have to catch up to the many centuries worth of the Brits' own friendly fire, don't we? Or don't you lads call it, "blue on blue"? Not to mention the French's laughable history of friendly fire follies (cue: french guffaws).:beer:

America>>>you.

ethan>>>american>>>you*

And Australia is all like, "wtf M8"