right-track's guide to essential life-skills.
 

1. How to get by in Welsh.

Apologies to moley and Mr. Sensitive.

Out of my way you thieving dark haired little midget.
Allan o fy ffordd, y corrach bach gwallt-dulladronllyd.

Don't you "Boyo" me, you Taffy yokel.
Paid galw "Boyo" arna' i, taeog Gymro.

And my favourite...

No I don't want to see another chapel...are there no pubs?
Na dydw i ddim eisiau gweld capelarall...oes na ddim tafarndai?

2. How to disgust your mates.

1. Wet your fingers with water and creep up on a mate.

2. Pretend to sneeze and simultaneously flick the water onto the back of their neck.

3.For extra realism put yogurt on your other hand and when they turn round...lick the yogurt off your fingers and ask them if they want some.

Call me ignorant, but Welsh is a spoken language? I thought it was akin to elven.

Similar, in that they are spoken by people of about the same height.
Sadly, a dying language.

Moley tried to teach me a welsh word once, I couldn't pronounce it :(

Imagine hawking up flem, it helps with pronunciation.
It's a real shame if it dies out. It's the oldest language in Britain.
Estimated at between 2,500 - 4,000 years old.

^ oh me too
it wa slike 237930 charchters long

3. How to cop a free feel.

One for the boys.

1. Bet the girl you fancy 50p, or whatever is half a dollar these days, that you can make her tits wobble without touching them.

2. Wobble her tits...give her the money.

That would never work on me.

Its like the whole

"Can you touch your elbows behind your back?"

As can I..I can also stick my entire fist in my mouth, tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue etc.

:yikes:

Whats the big deal..I got little hands.

Good call. ^

I'd classify that as a good addition, as an essential life skill. :)

I second. Take a picture.

Why?

Who doesn't want to see someone put their whole fist in their mouth?

Not me...c'mon Nananananar. :)

rofl

i can do that too pfft i can also pick my nose with my tounge, and poke you in the eye with my **** form 50 feet

then you take a picture with your fist in your mouth.

i dont have a digital camera =P

so suck my caulk

I can stick my fist in my mouth.

I can stick my foot in your ass.

Well, you're a republican.
I'm not.
So i'm not surprised.

=)

Caulk is a piece of chalk in the shape of a cock.

its actually pronounced "commie bastard"



edit: damn your speedy edits

Don't be hating.
Communism pwnz.

what's wrong with commie's, arsehole?

whats wrong with arseholes, commie?

they aren't very pleasant.

commies or arseholes?