Disturbing recent S*x experiences.
 

I just thought I'd share, because it is extremely hilarious.

I had to hobble my way to the doctors today after a night of suffering and pain after Moley 'LittleKnowItAll' banged me far too hard and tore ligaments in my effing back. Aswel as that. Moley. came. in . his own. face!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: *pauses to lmao* (by accident ofcourse) as much as he is a dirty rampant ho. *lmao again*

*Moley- mumbles
*me- 'did you, just c*m in your face?'
*Moley-nods
*me-snickers, then laughs uncontrollably.
*Both walk into the light, I notice he has an eye closed*
*me- 'you, you didn't c*m in your eye did you?'
*moley- nods again. (he cant open his mouth to speak for he has semen on his lips, forehead, hair and eye!)

I thought I'd shame him with that, although he should be quite proud with the tearing of my ligaments. o.O

Anyone have any stories?

omg disturbed omg grosss
WTF

*steals pc* well i am quite proud of the first thing :D

is this really necessary?

this..is not.. a porn site moley >= [

*bitch slaps you*

it isnt?:O OMG

should you be giving moley a big sloppy j*zz kiss right about now?:laughing:


*self-high-five*

How about you do it for me? :D

pucker up


*POW! right in the kisser*

Oh my, I'm inlove :love:

I wasnt quite sure I should respond to this thread..but its too late I am already in the mindframe..

Dirty dirty girl..

I dont know if this is strange or what..

Saturday night I went out..got tanked...got home got undressed and jammed to whatever was in the CD player...all kinds of stuff..

Dancing around...shaking my a*ss, teasing myself..etc...

Not doing anyone any harm...just doing my thing...

I didnt know the curtains were open..

I didnt know I could be seen

I didnt know I was being watched...

I was all of the above..

And soon enough I was putting on a show..

I guess the girl watching really enjoyed what she saw cause before long she was getting herself off watching me.

Not near as strange as *** in the eye.

That's just goddamn hot.

I am afraid to see her in public though.

Just say 'Hey want a private session next time? ;)'

I dont behave like a dirty girl very often..I would hate for her to think I was some sort of show off.

rug burn is always a little embarrassing....

my mum walked in on me while i was getting off to something...

Way To Go Oojay! I'm Sure Jesus Is Happy Your Discussing Semen Kisses And Bashing ***s!

Whoooo!!!! Christ 4lyfe!!!! Whoooo!!!!!

why bother, we all know hes fucking anal.

Why are you all mean to him because of his religious beliefs? o.O

I wasnt mean to no one.

Is the thread going in that direction?

because its just arrogance. hiding vaguely behind some religious pretence while he knows nothing of what he claims to believe in (or at least he seems feggin ignorant, anyway).


edit; and because i feel like crap.
id regret yelling at friends more than i already have done, therefore some of the wankstains from here can have some instead.

LOL Wankstains.

Yes but it is also quite arrogant to carry on about it even though he's gone now. I'm not taking sides or disagreeing or agreeing with anyone. It should be let go now.

I don`t have a problem with his religious beliefs. I think he brings it on himself the way he argues them.He spends most of his time ignoring valid points and insists on being patronising and picking fights with people with nothing to say.

you should be let go.

& thats not arrogance. that would be seen as cowardice. but i didnt actually know hed gone, so bugger. that pisses on my fucking fireworks, i guess.

back on subject, my cat like to watch when i uh.. get to doing things o my own

I knew it. I knew this thread was heading in that direction..

She probably likes the movement of your hands...

^Please dont turn this into a religion bash again guys. Urb, you know better, and Rozi, c'mon let it slide in this thread.
Not really counting it sex, but I was doing the good stuff, and realised I left the cam on in one of my conovs, it wasn't even on puprose, so I didnt feel pervy, just realllllllly thick.

Well, there was alot of people against him on the subject, he might have been upset about it. Again, I'm not backing him up of any sort, I just consider peoples perspectives and opinions on the matter. For a start, the original subject of the thread was about how he was against *** marriage. Which I am fully for, seeing as I have been in a relationship with my own sex many a time. All I'm saying is he was blocked for expressing an opinion and people are sticking having a little kick about it. Like children who have to have the last word.

Thick as in?

retarded?
Di.ck Size?
The naughty juices?

Thick as in stupid NaNaNer! Hahahaha!

Harsh.

Yeah, it was, but considering nothing was said in the convo, I realised after. So that person must've just sat their and watched. Anyways, this is making me feel cheap lol

You're not cheap until you've sucked 3 ****s at the same time.




...




yeah.

...Im cheap!!!!!! *Runs away crying*